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Bored of Peace Games

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Our dumb war with Iran is still going on for reasons that become even more unclear as the weeks drag on. Even the selfish dummies who voted this guy in are starting to turn on him because their SUV juice is getting expensive. Unfortunately for us, and the rest of the world, Congress is dumber than that and agreed to fund this disaster to avoid being accused of not “supporting the troops.”

There wasn’t an entrance strategy, so there’s no hope for an exit strategy. One fuck-up after another until even our allies have to rethink their grand plan to do nothing and wait for the guy to die. Which, to be fair, is also the Democrats’ plan.

Not much funny to say about any of this, so I drew some poops and made fun of Marco Rubio’s big-ass shoes. We all cope with the horrors of war in our own ways.

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Stickers Shock

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Trump’s adventure in Iran is predictably leading to soaring oil and gas prices, something that was very important for the media right up until Election Day in 2024. “I Did That!” stickers blaming Biden for inflation were all the rage, so I figured I’d take a shot at elevating the genre for this regime.

I might actually make these if there’s enough interest to cover production costs up front. But until then, I can tweak a few of the designs for My Threadless Shop, which needs some more designs to take advantage of the $13 t-shirt sale that’s currently going on. Let me know if there’s any you’d like to see!

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Dumb War Weapons

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We launched another preemptive war of aggression that’s going to kill a lot of people and ruin even more lives for decades to come. At least Congress, including 157 House Democrats, retroactively signed off on it, ensuring this boondoggle is adequately funded while the rest of our lives aren’t.

With Iraq, there was a pretense of manufacturing consent, and public opinion supported it until the fact that it was a stupid war of choice became too obvious to ignore. Besides Congress and the media, nobody wants this war with Iran, and since planning is for nerds, the consequences are already extremely unpopular.

We all just have to sit and watch, and hope the blowback doesn’t happen to us personally, since the ostensible opposition party’s plan is to wait for us to bail them out in the midterms. So much damage is going to happen between now and then. And it all might’ve been prevented if Biden and Merrick Garland released any of the freaky Epstein details that have been trickling out over the past year when they could’ve influenced an election.

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New from TrumpRx

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TrumpRx was launched this past week, and it’s an inferior clone of GoodRx. No generics, the touted discounts already exist as hardship discounts, and everything listed is cheaper on most insurance plans, although a lot of people no longer have insurance thanks to this administration. The site looks nicer than I expected, which will inevitably trick people into paying higher prices than they can get elsewhere.

A newborn died from raw milk, thanks to this administration’s weird vendetta against public health. Even they know drinking Shit Milk is a weird fetish, so they’ve launched a campaign trying to convince people to drink whole milk instead. I’ve been buying 2% this whole time, but you can’t argue with idiot math: Whole Milk contains 98% more milk than the woke milk I’ve putting in my coffee and cereal.

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2026 Valentines

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Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit.

RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting ignored to speed up DHS’s pogroms, and John Roberts had his flunkies sign NDAs as soon as Trump won, which is something a totally respectable branch of government does.

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Trump Trophies

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Mad King Donald has been threatening Greenland, NATO, and anyone else he can find on a map because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. This is a very demented old man and would be 25th Amendment-ed out of there in his first term if the toadies in his cabinet weren’t also the country’s most craven monsters.

Congress’s excuse for doing nothing is that they’re on board with all this garbage too. Even Democrats aren’t talking much about impeachment, not even for the rogues gallery of freaks in the cabinet. So all that’s left for those of us without any power is to hope for whatever’s going on in his hand to spread to the rest of his body.

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Project 2026

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What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons to kill someone the media couldn’t ignore.

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