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Dumb War Weapons   Recently updated !

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We launched another preemptive war of aggression that’s going to kill a lot of people and ruin even more lives for decades to come. At least Congress, including 157 House Democrats, retroactively signed off on it, ensuring this boondoggle is adequately funded while the rest of our lives aren’t.

With Iraq, there was a pretense of manufacturing consent, and public opinion supported it until the fact that it was a stupid war of choice became too obvious to ignore. Besides Congress and the media, nobody wants this war with Iran, and since planning is for nerds, the consequences are already extremely unpopular.

We all just have to sit and watch, and hope the blowback doesn’t happen to us personally, since the ostensible opposition party’s plan is to wait for us to bail them out in the midterms. So much damage is going to happen between now and then. And it all might’ve been prevented if Biden and Merrick Garland released any of the freaky Epstein details that have been trickling out over the past year when they could’ve influenced an election.

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Orphan Doodles

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This month’s exclusive for patrons features some drawings that have been haunting my notebook for months. Either too dumb, too gross, or too weird, I just couldn’t find a home for them in my weekly comic.

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Kash Patel: Man-Child Detective   Recently updated !

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Kash Patel is living the influencer dream on the FBI’s plane, and although it may be required for secure bureau communications, this ding-dong isn’t doing any FBI work that needs that level of security. Little dude was partying in Milan for the gold medal hockey game, and immediately helped tank the reputations of the victors by chugging cold ones with them in the locker room and yukking it up on a call from Trump while he shat all over the much more likeable US women’s team.

Nothing matters until some consequences can be brought upon these goons who have been laughing in our faces for over a year while committing crimes and scandals that would’ve ended in resignations in any other administration. If there is indeed a massive midterm wave that sweeps the Democrats into having at least some power, they’ll need to avoid whiffing it like they did throughout Biden’s term.

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FCC Guide

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CBS spiked Stephen Colbert’s interview with Texas representative and senate candidate James Talarico, because it’s Larry Ellison’s nepobaby’s toy. They’re already willing partners in the regime’s state media, but FCC chair Brendan Carr has been slinging threats around to less compliant outlets for the past year. With Ellison’s Paramount still angling to takeover Warner Bros., the chilling effects will continue until there’s just one media company left to bribe the Trump administration and bore the rest of us with lazy propaganda.

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New from TrumpRx

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TrumpRx was launched this past week, and it’s an inferior clone of GoodRx. No generics, the touted discounts already exist as hardship discounts, and everything listed is cheaper on most insurance plans, although a lot of people no longer have insurance thanks to this administration. The site looks nicer than I expected, which will inevitably trick people into paying higher prices than they can get elsewhere.

A newborn died from raw milk, thanks to this administration’s weird vendetta against public health. Even they know drinking Shit Milk is a weird fetish, so they’ve launched a campaign trying to convince people to drink whole milk instead. I’ve been buying 2% this whole time, but you can’t argue with idiot math: Whole Milk contains 98% more milk than the woke milk I’ve putting in my coffee and cereal.

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2026 Valentines

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Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit.

RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting ignored to speed up DHS’s pogroms, and John Roberts had his flunkies sign NDAs as soon as Trump won, which is something a totally respectable branch of government does.

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Improvised Anti-ICE Devices

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The cities being besieged by the various DHS militias have responded with clever countermeasures that each subsequent city adopts and adapts to their own needs. In all cases, it comes down to people looking out for their neighbors. The more the regime tries to villainize these acts, the more insane and evil they look. Trump’s approval is already in the shitter, and it’s only been a year. How many more people are going to die for this demented lame duck?

Bovino got demoted, and there have been calls to impeach Kristi Noem over the executions of innocent civilians, but as long as Trump and his vizier Stephen Miller remain, the cruelty will continue, only making the resolve of everyone resisting them even stronger.

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