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Epstein Excuses   Recently updated !

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A scandal is finally sticking to Trump because his dementia has caused him to forget about the Streisand Effect. He previously plowed past every outrage and continued being the worst person on Earth to his adoring fans. For whatever reason, the Epstein accusations are really causing our swollen big boy distress and only an idiot would stop pressing him on the issue.

And if Bill Clinton gets dragged down with him, I say: GOOD.

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Pictures of JD Vance to Delete Before Entering the United States   Recently updated !

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Tourists are getting harassed by Border Patrol for having silly pictures of JD Vance on their phones (which are now routinely searched along with all social media activity) so I figured I’d add to the available material.

It’s been about a year since Vance was trotted out as the VP nominee and he’s been telling baseless lies ever since. Rather than waste time refuting things even he doesn’t believe, he should be mocked and ridiculed. It’s impossible to bully a guy who’s one slip n’ fall away from becoming the most powerful person in the world.

Tim Walz was right to call him a weird couch fucker before the consultants ruined the Minnesota zing-master.

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Republican Budget Games

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Fascism now has a congressionally approved budget and the Supreme Court’s seal of approval. Happy 4th of July anyway. Jefferson and Adams both died on that date and maybe it’ll happen again.

This budget is a horror show and gives ICE enough funding to send a whole team in ill-fitting tactical gear to rendition me for depicting them as a Kirby-pig. They’re already building the camps and anyone who thinks you’re being hyperbolic for saying this is a blissful idiot. I’m honestly jealous of their ignorance. Knowing the horrors that are coming doesn’t feel great, man.

I’m old and had an NES during my formative years, then moved over to the Sega Genesis instead of the SNES. I had the N64 and Gamecube in college, but references run dry once I moved over to the Playstation.

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Honest Pro-War Slogans

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I’m in the midst of unpacking, setting up my office, and cleaning up the old apartment, so I was caught off guard to learn we were bombing Iran as soon as I got the wifi working. I knew it was a possibility, but was thinking one of those “Don’t sell a war until after Labor Day” deals that the Dubya administration made famous. Guess I was suffering from heat stroke to forget that this administration is even dumber than them.

All the usual idiots are in favor of this, even though polls already show how unpopular it is. But we live in an authoritarian pariah state, so public opinion is more of sanity check for those of us without access to any of the levers of power than anything actionable.

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FEMA’s You’re On Your Own Disaster Guidelines

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It’s hurricane season, a heat wave is about to smother the northeast and FEMA and the NWS are just two of the many casualties of this administration. When a real disaster strikes, these bozos would have spent all their resources rounding up line cooks to give Stephen Miller a semi.

Unlike billionaires in their bunkers, the real guideline is to participate in mutual aid whenever you can. No one’s lookin’ out for us but each other.

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Protestiquette

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It’s summer during a fascist Trump administration, so protests are heating up. Many centrist dipshits are critiquing the protestors methods, instead of the police state crackdowns they’re facing. As usual, it’s the police who arrive wanting a riot and an excuse to use all the toys Republicans and Democrats have given them over the decades.

If you’re hitting the streets this weekend, stay safe, and don’t get kettled. I’m unfortunately stuck doing the inverse of the Ikea Man; disassembling our apartment for movers next week.

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Summer Stinkers

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I’ve been too busy to see any new movies this year. I’ll definitely check out Sinners when it hits VOD and I get our TV set up at a new apartment. Everything else looks like an airplane watch, and I ain’t going on one of those any time soon, unless Nathan Fielder is the pilot.

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