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Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit.

RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting ignored to speed up DHS’s pogroms, and John Roberts had his flunkies sign NDAs as soon as Trump won, which is something a totally respectable branch of government does.

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Improvised Anti-ICE Devices   Recently updated !

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The cities being besieged by the various DHS militias have responded with clever countermeasures that each subsequent city adopts and adapts to their own needs. In all cases, it comes down to people looking out for their neighbors. The more the regime tries to villainize these acts, the more insane and evil they look. Trump’s approval is already in the shitter, and it’s only been a year. How many more people are going to die for this demented lame duck?

Bovino got demoted, and there have been calls to impeach Kristi Noem over the executions of innocent civilians, but as long as Trump and his vizier Stephen Miller remain, the cruelty will continue, only making the resolve of everyone resisting them even stronger.

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Trump Trophies

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Mad King Donald has been threatening Greenland, NATO, and anyone else he can find on a map because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. This is a very demented old man and would be 25th Amendment-ed out of there in his first term if the toadies in his cabinet weren’t also the country’s most craven monsters.

Congress’s excuse for doing nothing is that they’re on board with all this garbage too. Even Democrats aren’t talking much about impeachment, not even for the rogues gallery of freaks in the cabinet. So all that’s left for those of us without any power is to hope for whatever’s going on in his hand to spread to the rest of his body.

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Goon School

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ICE, CBP, and the rest of the DHS secret police divisions are terrorizing the Twin Cities for protesting their murder of Renee Good, who was out protecting her neighbors these goons were originally targeting. The “Immigration” and “Customs” portion of the ICE acronym were rendered meaningless decades ago, and now the only thing they’re enforcing are the whims of a demented, smelly old man and his team of racist elder abusers.

Todd Lyons has been the acting director of ICE this entire time, but he’s kept a lower profile than the rest of these ghouls over the past year. Unfamiliar with what he looks like, I did some research, and the difference between his official portrait and what he actually looks like is striking.

Don’t become a functionary for a fascist pogrom if you want to keep your youthful looks, kids. Hopefully the accelerated aging it’s causing affects them all by spring.

Any city in a blue state could be targeted next, so stay safe out there and look out for your neighbors

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Project 2026

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What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons to kill someone the media couldn’t ignore.

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Bari Minutes

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Bari Weiss’s reign of errors continues at CBS News. Besides pulling a 60 Minutes segment on CECOT (That was broadcast in free countries anyway), she’s installed herself as the on-camera host for a series of bizarre town halls with other unphotogenic conservatives, including JD Vance, Erika Kirk, and the Toilet Ghoulie from the VHS box art for the movie “Ghoulies.” Nobody’s watching, and more importantly, advertisers aren’t buying.

As for what’s going on at the rest of David Ellison’s CBS/Paramount/Skydance, I don’t know. Kathy Bates is Matlock now? I don’t have grandparents, so there’s no one to clue me into what’s going on over there besides football games. Go Pats, I guess!

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