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Bari Minutes’ New Hosts   Recently updated !

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It’s been a few months since Bari shitcanned 60 Minutes’ CECOT story, and now she’s fired Scott Pelley. I guess he’s popular with your grandparents, I dunno. This is a PBS Frontline house and I have no idea what’s going on over at CBS News.

The hosts who stay and help Bari and the Ellisons’ use 60 Minutes to launder their hamfisted propaganda don’t even need the money. Most of these people have been hosting this show since I was a toddler.

I watched the finale of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, and now I’m back to my CBS boycott, which is not a difficult sacrifice at all.

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Is Google Cooked?

(panel 1 - A cluttered Google search result page.)
G(A.I.)gle
search, "Is Google cooked?"
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Just because I spared Google from this comic a few weeks ago, doesn’t mean they’re not also trying to shove A.I. down our throats. At Google’s most recent circle jerk, they announced they’d be forcing the frequently incorrect A.I. overviews everyone hates into more of their products, including Search, which built its empire on a clean search that worked when other search engines were filled with clutter and junk.

That’s now the entire business model for everything online, as companies look for ways to get users to pay rent for their increasingly deteriorating products. Nearly 30 years of dominance in search that led “Google” to become a verb, was flushed down the toilet of A.I. It’s almost surprising they didn’t self-immolate during NFTs or the crypto hype cycle.

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Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes

(panel 1 - Title on a novelty check held by Trump.)
Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes
Trump, "Every LOSER is a WINNER!"
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Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche put together quite the sweetheart deal for every January 6th C.H.U.D. and set aside nearly $2 billion to compensate them for the pain of facing mild consequences after attempting to overthrow the government. Also in this blatantly corrupt deal was blanket immunity for Trump, and anyone he’s related to, for financial crimes, and probably every other type of crime as well. (I’m not reading all of it.)

This entire century has been ruined by people favoring “looking forward” rather than make anyone responsible of its horrors face a single consequence, and things keep ratcheting for the worse every time. At least Jay Johnston gets a fat check after his Bob’s Burgers ones ran out.

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More Identified Aerial Phenomena

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Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon released more “UAP” files and like every time before, they’ve proved nothing but the existence of blurry videos. No need for extraterrestrials while this administration is terrorizing the planet with bombs, embargoes, and a daily torrent of the stupidest stuff the galaxy has ever seen.

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Federalist Society Law

(panel 1 - Title on a legal book.)
United States Federalist Society Law
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The Supreme Court completed John Roberts’ lifelong dream of rolling back the Voting Rights Act and ending the United States’ extremely brief tenure as a true representative democracy. Immediately after their decision last week, former slave states eagerly redrew their maps, and their Black populations out of the electoral process.

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Doofus Group

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The New York Times did another one of their idiot safaris and profiled a bunch of regretful Trump voters. I drew something similar last year when one of these was making the rounds on social media.

I wrote a longer post about this focus group phenomenon on Patreon. Become a free member to see stuff like that when it becomes public, or see it as soon as I post for just a buck a month!

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Tech Bro Manifesto

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Gross slob and Palantir CEO Alex Karp recently released a fascist manifesto on X, the app that loves that sort of thing. As the AI bubble begins to show cracks even its boosters can’t ignore, the CEOs are becoming increasingly belligerent, having spent years surrounded by yes-men and yes-chatbots telling them everyone loves having the entire economy propped up by vaporware no one wants.

I could’ve easily included Google, Microsoft, and Apple CEOs in this comic too, but the one’s featured here are all-in on Al and fascism and have yet to contribute anything beneficial to society. You could make the case that Musk and Zuck used to make things, but you’d be wrong, dummy. They bought (or stole) already existing things and then took credit for it. Even I could do that if I had apartheid emerald mine money.

Anyway, I’ll continue hammering away at the idea that AI rots your brain, and the only proof you need is its loudest proponents.

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