RFK Jr.

White House Correspondents’ Dinner Menu

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The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is still happening next weekend, despite Trump constantly wiping his doo-doo ass with the First Amendment, threatening to jail real journalists, and in some cases having his goons actually follow through. The preening bozos who will be attending and hosting this thing are more gossip columnists and state propagandists than the journalists Trump is targeting, and none of them are even good at the job like Leni Riefenstahl.

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Stickers Shock

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Trump’s adventure in Iran is predictably leading to soaring oil and gas prices, something that was very important for the media right up until Election Day in 2024. “I Did That!” stickers blaming Biden for inflation were all the rage, so I figured I’d take a shot at elevating the genre for this regime.

I might actually make these if there’s enough interest to cover production costs up front. But until then, I can tweak a few of the designs for My Threadless Shop, which needs some more designs to take advantage of the $13 t-shirt sale that’s currently going on. Let me know if there’s any you’d like to see!

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Orphan Doodles

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This month’s exclusive for patrons features some drawings that have been haunting my notebook for months. Either too dumb, too gross, or too weird, I just couldn’t find a home for them in my weekly comic.

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New from TrumpRx

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TrumpRx was launched this past week, and it’s an inferior clone of GoodRx. No generics, the touted discounts already exist as hardship discounts, and everything listed is cheaper on most insurance plans, although a lot of people no longer have insurance thanks to this administration. The site looks nicer than I expected, which will inevitably trick people into paying higher prices than they can get elsewhere.

A newborn died from raw milk, thanks to this administration’s weird vendetta against public health. Even they know drinking Shit Milk is a weird fetish, so they’ve launched a campaign trying to convince people to drink whole milk instead. I’ve been buying 2% this whole time, but you can’t argue with idiot math: Whole Milk contains 98% more milk than the woke milk I’ve putting in my coffee and cereal.

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2026 Valentines

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Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit.

RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting ignored to speed up DHS’s pogroms, and John Roberts had his flunkies sign NDAs as soon as Trump won, which is something a totally respectable branch of government does.

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Project 2026

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What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons to kill someone the media couldn’t ignore.

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Recession Recipes

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How is it a week before Thanksgiving already? The holidays are always a mess of early deadlines to accommodate publications that have staff who get time off, unlike myself. This happens predictably every year, so naturally I’m scrambling at the last minute once again to get things out before everyone hunkers down while we wait to see what horrors 2025 still has in store for us before it’s 2026’s turn to kick our ass.

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RFK Jr.’s Initiatives

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To be the worst Kennedy with the highest body count is quite the accomplishment, and RFK Jr. is going claim the title by orders of magnitude. DOGE’s elimination of USAID will kill millions and Bobby Brainworm’s rejection of the past century of medical advances will kill even millions more.

A natural disaster could only dream of creating a death toll that high … maybe an asteroid impact could, and I’m sure Space Force is already hard at work aiming one at the planet.

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