(panel 1 - Title on a book in a nest with nestlings.) Spring Reads
There are still residents, including citizens, getting exiled (deported ain’t the right word), but Hakeem Jeffries and Democratic leadership have decided that members of Congress visiting them in gulags to highlight their plight is a distraction from the important work of their latest stunt. Impeachment and obstruction are also considered […]

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The Whammy from "Press Your Luck"
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(panel 1 - Title on the cover of a ration book.) Trump Tariff Rations
The container ships have slowed to a crawl (not because of something funny like the one that got stuck in the Suez Canal), and soon shelves will be empty. Many people predicted this would happen the night of the election. Unfortunately all of them were at home pulling their hair […]

Trump’s Tariff Rations

(panel 1 - title in the style of NYT Opinion focus groups.) Unfocused Groups Moderator, Franklin "F'in" Putz
Ever since the 2016 election, the New York Times has been doing Trump Voter Safaris for their ostensibly liberal audience to either gawk at or empathize with. They are a sideshow from the people with real power. And now they’re being moderated by Frank Luntz, which is especially gross for […]

Unfocused Groups

(panel 1 - Title on a TV under the White House logo.) White House Approved Programming
Paramount needs federal approval for a merger, so they’re bending over backwards to appease the administration (it won’t work, they’ll just demand more obedience) by neutering CBS’s autonomy in its news coverage. Other corporate media giants have done the same to pre-emptively appease an administration that barely squeaked out a […]

White House Approved Programming

We’re now three months into the regime and citizens are being detained and deported. It was already fascism when it was legal residents being shipped off to gulags in El Salvador, but now it’s “it could happen to you” fascism. That this is happening during the week most procrastinators did […]

Fascism Career Fair

(panel 1 - Title on economics textbook.) Republican Economic Innovations
While the Trump administration makes headlines wildly tearing down the federal government, Republicans in Congress are making sure nothing will be left except for tax cuts for the rich. This has been the case since I was a tiny baby, blissfully unaware of the cult of supply-side economics. If Trump […]

Republican Economic Innovations

(panel 1 - Elon Musk scribbling on a whiteboard.) Elon Musk's Suck-cess Seminar whiteboard, "Apartheid Be Cool"
Elon Musk’s preferred candidate in a Wisconsin Supreme Court election ate shit on Tuesday, and even oblivious people are starting to notice this guy sucks. Unfortunately it took the complete collapse of the federal government, the economy, and the international order for those ding-dongs to notice. Read the comic on […]

Elon Musk’s Suck-cess Seminar