(sketches on notepaper) Orphan Doodles
This month’s exclusive for patrons features some drawings that have been haunting my notebook for months. Either too dumb, too gross, or too weird, I just couldn’t find a home for them in my weekly comic. Reader support keeps the comics coming. If the $5 monthly tier is too expensive, […]

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(panel 1 - Title around Kash Patel looking through a magnifying glass.) Kash Patel: Man-child Detective
Kash Patel is living the influencer dream on the FBI’s plane, and although it may be required for secure bureau communications, this ding-dong isn’t doing any FBI work that needs that level of security. Little dude was partying in Milan for the gold medal hockey game, and immediately helped tank […]

Kash Patel: Man-Child Detective   Recently updated !

(panel 1 - Title on an FCC branded TV Guide, with Brendan Carr.) FCC Guide "Brendan Carr: Tells You What to Watch." Carr, "And I tell them what to air."
CBS spiked Stephen Colbert’s interview with Texas representative and senate candidate James Talarico, because it’s Larry Ellison’s nepobaby’s toy. They’re already willing partners in the regime’s state media, but FCC chair Brendan Carr has been slinging threats around to less compliant outlets for the past year. With Ellison’s Paramount still […]

FCC Guide

(panel 1 - Title on a website welcome page.) New from Trump RX
TrumpRx was launched this past week, and it’s an inferior clone of GoodRx. No generics, the touted discounts already exist as hardship discounts, and everything listed is cheaper on most insurance plans, although a lot of people no longer have insurance thanks to this administration. The site looks nicer than […]

New from TrumpRx

(panel -Trump gazing at a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.) 2026 Valentines
Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit. RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting […]

2026 Valentines

(panel 1 - Title on blueprints of a smartphone and a whistle.) Improvised Anti-ICE Devices
The cities being besieged by the various DHS militias have responded with clever countermeasures that each subsequent city adopts and adapts to their own needs. In all cases, it comes down to people looking out for their neighbors. The more the regime tries to villainize these acts, the more insane […]

Improvised Anti-ICE Devices

(panel - A modified infographic about the Greenland Shark.)
This month’s exclusive for $5+/month patrons is about Trump’s attempts to acquire Greenland. Reader support keeps this comic going. For just $1/month, you get access to my regular cartoons as soon as I finish them, before they’re published anywhere else. Read the comic only on Patreon.

The Trump Shark

(panel 1 - Title on a chintzy award.) Trump Trophies
Mad King Donald has been threatening Greenland, NATO, and anyone else he can find on a map because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. This is a very demented old man and would be 25th Amendment-ed out of there in his first term if the toadies in his cabinet […]

Trump Trophies