(panel 1 - Title styled like a newspaper opinion section.) Opinion Comic Essay By the Guy Who Used to Draw Ours Brain-Dead Op-Eds
The week before a big election has always been a tough one, and after 2004, I learned my lesson to never count on a result going the way I wrote it. So today I decided to go after an evergreen topic: The vapidity of opinion columnists, particularly at the New […]

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(panel 1 - Title around Elon Musk's face.) Elon Musk's Last-Minute Midterm Pitches
Elon Musk’s spending a fortune (for us, pocket change for him) to boost Republicans’ dwindling midterm hopes for retaining Congress. I’d write more, but I gotta go to a real job, unlike this pant-load, who spends all day pickling his brain online while making billions promising nonsense to gullible marks. […]

Elon Musk’s Last-Minute Midterm Pitches

(panel 1 - Title on a sign taped to a White House lectern.) White House Press Secretary Auditions
Katie Zacharia started as the White Press Secretary this week and even though bar is through the floor, it was rough stuff. The ones from the second term are going to make Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee and Kayleigh McEnany look like the greatest orators of the 21st Century. There was […]

White House Press Secretary Auditions

I spend my day job driving to and all around the wealthier Boston ‘burbs, and have seen many elaborate, and undoubtedly expensive Halloween displays over the last week. You can keep your $300 12-foot skeletons, nothing beats the charm of the D.I.Y. decorations, handmade by kids of all ages. Ages […]

Budget Halloween Decor

(panel 1 - Title around a stoned computer.) A.I.'s Rogue Hallucinations
Since their last outburst didn’t goose their revenue, the A.I. Tech Bros. new hype message is that artificial intelligence is going “rogue” and so dangerous that it needs to be regulated. This is their way of ensuring they get federal bailout money when the bubble bursts and takes the real […]

A.I.’s Rogue Hallucinations

(panel 1 - Title on a TV Guide parody with Larry and David Ellison.) Ellison Television
With an assist from California governor Gavin Newsom, Paramount/Skydance’s acquisition of Warner Bros. seems to be going through. So binge watch your HBO watchlists before all the shows get replaced with propaganda or Taylor Sheridan shows. Larry Ellison funded these mergers based on the flimsy value of his tech portfolio, […]

Ellison Television

Here’s the companion comic to this one I did a couple weeks ago. Polls don’t vote, and I don’t have the time to look at them these days, so no matter what they say, it’s important to get these fascists out, or at least show empirically that they are incredibly […]

Republicans’ Midterm Messaging

(panel 1 - Title on a gross, wet styrofoam box of meat in the style of a Trump Steaks ad.) White House Mystery Meats
These dummies are dedicated to giving everyone gastrointestinal distress by deregulating everything we eat. Relaxing USDA meat inspections is the latest non-solution to a problem that didn’t exist until they got back into power. It took a lot of editorial control to leave RFK Jr. out of a cartoon about […]

White House Mystery Meats