(panel 1 - Title on White House letterhead.) Stephen Miller's Chief of Staff Priorities
Stephen Miller has been behind both Trump administrations’ most heinous policies, but it’s now been made official since he’s been elevated to White House Chief of Staff. RIP, Susie Wiles, I only drew you once. Since the midterms, Republicans have doubled-down on putting their weirdest, most vile ghouls front-and-center. That’s […]

Chief of Staff Priorities   Recently updated !

Chuck Schumer awkwardly surfing a blue wave.
The Democrats did even better than expected Tuesday night, giving Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries huge majorities in Congress and the power to finally start holding this administration accountable. Do I have confidence that they won’t squander the opportunity? Absolutely not. A lot of the senators and representatives-elect agree and […]

Bluenami or Bust   Recently updated !

(panel 1 - Title styled like a newspaper opinion section.) Opinion Comic Essay By the Guy Who Used to Draw Ours Brain-Dead Op-Eds
The week before a big election has always been a tough one, and after 2004, I learned my lesson to never count on a result going the way I wrote it. So today I decided to go after an evergreen topic: The vapidity of opinion columnists, particularly at the New […]

Brain-Dead Op-Eds

(panel 1 - Title around Elon Musk's face.) Elon Musk's Last-Minute Midterm Pitches
Elon Musk’s spending a fortune (for us, pocket change for him) to boost Republicans’ dwindling midterm hopes for retaining Congress. I’d write more, but I gotta go to a real job, unlike this pant-load, who spends all day pickling his brain online while making billions promising nonsense to gullible marks. […]

Elon Musk’s Last-Minute Midterm Pitches

(panel 1 - Title on a sign taped to a White House lectern.) White House Press Secretary Auditions
Katie Zacharia started as the White Press Secretary this week and even though bar is through the floor, it was rough stuff. The ones from the second term are going to make Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee and Kayleigh McEnany look like the greatest orators of the 21st Century. There was […]

White House Press Secretary Auditions

I spend my day job driving to and all around the wealthier Boston ‘burbs, and have seen many elaborate, and undoubtedly expensive Halloween displays over the last week. You can keep your $300 12-foot skeletons, nothing beats the charm of the D.I.Y. decorations, handmade by kids of all ages. Ages […]

Budget Halloween Decor

(panel 1 - Title around a stoned computer.) A.I.'s Rogue Hallucinations
Since their last outburst didn’t goose their revenue, the A.I. Tech Bros. new hype message is that artificial intelligence is going “rogue” and so dangerous that it needs to be regulated. This is their way of ensuring they get federal bailout money when the bubble bursts and takes the real […]

A.I.’s Rogue Hallucinations

(panel 1 - Title on a TV Guide parody with Larry and David Ellison.) Ellison Television
With an assist from California governor Gavin Newsom, Paramount/Skydance’s acquisition of Warner Bros. seems to be going through. So binge watch your HBO watchlists before all the shows get replaced with propaganda or Taylor Sheridan shows. Larry Ellison funded these mergers based on the flimsy value of his tech portfolio, […]

Ellison Television