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ICE, CBP, and the rest of the DHS secret police divisions are terrorizing the Twin Cities for protesting their murder of Renee Good, who was out protecting her neighbors these goons were originally targeting. The “Immigration” and “Customs” portion of the ICE acronym were rendered meaningless decades ago, and now the only thing they’re enforcing are the whims of a demented, smelly old man and his team of racist elder abusers.

Todd Lyons has been the acting director of ICE this entire time, but he’s kept a lower profile than the rest of these ghouls over the past year. Unfamiliar with what he looks like, I did some research, and the difference between his official portrait and what he actually looks like is striking.

Don’t become a functionary for a fascist pogrom if you want to keep your youthful looks, kids. Hopefully the accelerated aging it’s causing affects them all by spring.

Any city in a blue state could be targeted next, so stay safe out there and look out for your neighbors

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Project 2026

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What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons to kill someone the media couldn’t ignore.

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Last-Minute Grifts

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Except for Pam Bondi, who I drew a couple weeks ago, I managed to go almost the whole year without drawing these particular administration freaks. Looking at their faces the last two days has dealt me tremendous psychological damage.

We’ll all have to look at them for three more years, unless something very cool happens. With the way 2025’s going, I doubt 2026 has anything like that in store for us. But here’s to hoping!

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Mike Johnson’s Food Bank

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The federal government’s been shutdown for a month and SNAP funding is about to be denied to tens of millions of hungry families. Republicans are threatening to starve people in order to deny them medical care. Real cartoon villain shit, yet somehow there’s a good chance Democrats will blink and throw their constituents under one evil bus to avoid another.

Mike Johnson is a vile little worm, and he’s not even fun to draw. Just your basic Heritage Foundation nerd who’d eat his own grandmother if it gave him a sliver of power. Johnson’s refusing to seat Adelita Grijalva, who won a special election months ago. She’d be the deciding vote to release the Epstein files, so Speaker Worm is refusing to swear her into Congress.

The House has barely been in session this year, so Johnson and his son have had a lot of time to monitor each other’s porn habits while the country burns.

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Young Republicans Trading Cards

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This week Politico published leaked chats from “young” (in quotes because most are in their thirties) Republicans that reveal they’re racist, fascist, and anti-Semitic creeps. It’s not surprising to anyone who’s been online for the past quarter century, but if Politico, which is owned by a billionaire Trump supporter, is finding these groypers to be outside the bounds of normal politics, perhaps shame can regain a foothold in this country.

But someone who grew up in these chats is now the Vice President, so I wouldn’t hold out too much hope for that happening. It’s probably best to just pull the plug on the internet and keep these freaks isolated in their gross little lives.

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Protest Costumes

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The regime is desperate to make antifascism, or “antifa” to make it sound scary, the pretext for its authoritarian crackdown on cities. Protestors in Portland, Oregon have subverted this with ridiculous costumes that highlight the absurdity of the current moment. Portland Frog has become the face of this movement.

Turns out an effective way to fight evil weirdos is having good weirdos show up.

Public opinion is already vastly against this administration. The media loves a riot to try to turn public around, so making the administration’s goons the only violent ones providing violent footage is a savvy move. Silly costumes aren’t the only way, though. Mutual aid, sabotage, and other organizing are essential to stopping the fascist tide washing over the country. But the costumes are much more fun to draw.

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ICE-Mart’s Fall FASHions

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Stephen Miller’s slop troops are still terrorizing communities and brazen enough to beat unarmed bystanders in front of dozens of cameras. If this era ever ends, everyone taking an ICE paycheck needs to face consequences. No reconciliation, no “looking forward, not backward,” they need to be shunned from every aspect of society.

Something else should happen to them too, but I ain’t gonna type it.

I was originally going to call it “Shutdown Cider,” but it appears Democrats are even dumber than I thought and are willing to make a bunch of concessions to keep funding a government that’s already been illegally withholding approved funds for essential services since the inauguration.

The weather doesn’t feel like fall yet, but the Red Sox are on the cusp of blowing another shot at the playoffs, so at least that’s something that’s letting me know it’s late September.

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Resistance Anti-Heroes

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The authoritarianism and fascism are so obvious now, even some squishy centrists are starting to call it that. Democratic consultants, however, are still more focused on dividing their coalition and recommending vulnerable groups to scapegoat rather present a united front against the fascists.

Unfortunately for us, Democratic leadership still prefers to listen to consultants and big money donors instead of their voters, who are screaming for help.

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