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Goon School

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ICE, CBP, and the rest of the DHS secret police divisions are terrorizing the Twin Cities for protesting their murder of Renee Good, who was out protecting her neighbors these goons were originally targeting. The “Immigration” and “Customs” portion of the ICE acronym were rendered meaningless decades ago, and now the only thing they’re enforcing are the whims of a demented, smelly old man and his team of racist elder abusers.

Todd Lyons has been the acting director of ICE this entire time, but he’s kept a lower profile than the rest of these ghouls over the past year. Unfamiliar with what he looks like, I did some research, and the difference between his official portrait and what he actually looks like is striking.

Don’t become a functionary for a fascist pogrom if you want to keep your youthful looks, kids. Hopefully the accelerated aging it’s causing affects them all by spring.

Any city in a blue state could be targeted next, so stay safe out there and look out for your neighbors

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Last-Minute Grifts

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Except for Pam Bondi, who I drew a couple weeks ago, I managed to go almost the whole year without drawing these particular administration freaks. Looking at their faces the last two days has dealt me tremendous psychological damage.

We’ll all have to look at them for three more years, unless something very cool happens. With the way 2025’s going, I doubt 2026 has anything like that in store for us. But here’s to hoping!

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Department of Failed State Travel Advisories

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We’re just two months into this administration and the horrors at the border and within continue to escalate. Tourists from close allies are getting sent to the gulags we’ve previously reserved for refugees who are desperate to get here to seek asylum. Residents with green cards or visas are getting arrested, detained, and even deported for their speech. And others are being rounded up without due process and sent to slave labor camps in El Salvador.

This is not a great environment for jokes. My mind keeps going to the fact that all that separates myself from these current victims is my tacky little U.S. passport. Any CBP or ICE thug can take it and instantly render me and anyone they don’t like a stateless individual with no rights.

I don’t have plans (or the budget) for international travel any time soon, but I don’t have to go anywhere for them to claim jurisdiction over me or two thirds of the population. The War on Terror has come home, we’re all the targets, and if you can’t call it fascism, you won’t until you’re the one getting stripped and hosed down in a cage.

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White Nationalist Terror Defense Kit

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Doing a comic about the Democratic primary last week was a brief respite from covering the white supremacist domestic and state terror that happens every single day. As much as John Delaney sucks and Joe Biden gaffes his way to a repeat of 2016, it’s small potatoes compared to the pogroms that are going on.

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