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All three branches of government are rubber-stamping a demented pedophile’s whims. The Supreme Court has gone out of its way with the shadow docket to overrule lower courts who have been the only check on this year’s rapid descent into fascism.
They intend to rule over us from their gaudy temple in their silly robes, free of consequences, while the public is expected to just be civil as they go about the demolition of the last century of progress. I don’t have any solutions that don’t count as incitement, so I’ll stop typing now.
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To be the worst Kennedy with the highest body count is quite the accomplishment, and RFK Jr. is going claim the title by orders of magnitude. DOGE’s elimination of USAID will kill millions and Bobby Brainworm’s rejection of the past century of medical advances will kill even millions more.
A natural disaster could only dream of creating a death toll that high … maybe an asteroid impact could, and I’m sure Space Force is already hard at work aiming one at the planet.
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The authoritarianism and fascism are so obvious now, even some squishy centrists are starting to call it that. Democratic consultants, however, are still more focused on dividing their coalition and recommending vulnerable groups to scapegoat rather present a united front against the fascists.
Unfortunately for us, Democratic leadership still prefers to listen to consultants and big money donors instead of their voters, who are screaming for help.
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Alan Dershowitz was so eager to paw those pierogis, he opened his own Martha’s Vineyard farmer’s market booth. This month’s comic for $5 patrons.
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he Back-to-School stuff is already off the shelves and replaced with Halloween stuff. Or maybe that’s just the effect of the tariffs. I thought the Supreme Court already rubber-stamped the elimination of the Department of Education, but I looked it up and Linda McMahon’s still around.
Higher education getting decimated has gotten most of the attention, but K-12’s getting wrecked, too. The public school versions, anyway. Rich kids will still have access to fine, private educations, where they’ll get straight Cs until they get a job at their parents’ firms.
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The fascist wrath of this administration continues to be applied to anyone and anywhere unwilling to capitulate to its whims. This week, jackboots from various federal agencies were sent to harass DC because DOGE’s “Big Balls” got his shit wrecked by teens. He got off easy after he helped condemn millions to death with cuts to USAID and other essential agencies. I hope he cried real hard about his boo-boo.
Everyone who isn’t in Democratic leadership knew this was coming, but only one side stockpiled weapons. I can only hope we have enough sandwich ingredients and can unify the anti-fascist factions of the country before they descend into infighting about what to call subs/hoagies/grinders.
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In 2013, the Presidential Physical Fitness Test we all grew up with was replaced with more general lifestyle guidelines because that test was dumb. Situps, pullups, and running shuttles back and forth were nothing compared to the workout we got whipping dodgeballs at each other. Now Mr. “Exercise Depletes Your Body’s Finite Supply of Energy” brought it back because he’s demented and surrounded by idiot fascists who think pullups and seed oils will bring about a new generation of übermenschen.
The ironic thing about this push to get kids to exercise more is that I’ve already been doing more than I ever have in my life just to avoid seeing this guy’s fucking face on my computer and phone. It’s probably a good thing too, since who knows how much longer we’ll have any health care to rely on.
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