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The fascist wrath of this administration continues to be applied to anyone and anywhere unwilling to capitulate to its whims. This week, jackboots from various federal agencies were sent to harass DC because DOGE’s “Big Balls” got his shit wrecked by teens. He got off easy after he helped condemn millions to death with cuts to USAID and other essential agencies. I hope he cried real hard about his boo-boo.

Everyone who isn’t in Democratic leadership knew this was coming, but only one side stockpiled weapons. I can only hope we have enough sandwich ingredients and can unify the anti-fascist factions of the country before they descend into infighting about what to call subs/hoagies/grinders.

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Protestiquette

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It’s summer during a fascist Trump administration, so protests are heating up. Many centrist dipshits are critiquing the protestors methods, instead of the police state crackdowns they’re facing. As usual, it’s the police who arrive wanting a riot and an excuse to use all the toys Republicans and Democrats have given them over the decades.

If you’re hitting the streets this weekend, stay safe, and don’t get kettled. I’m unfortunately stuck doing the inverse of the Ikea Man; disassembling our apartment for movers next week.

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Whack Apps

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I was trying to escape the news by enjoying the NHL’s 4 Nations Tournament, but since the USA is now a belligerent pariah state, that wasn’t possible. I’m glad Canada won. I hope we don’t have to change the name of poutine to “Freedom Slop” or that our northern neighbors get nuked.

Even my attempt to write some goofy jokes about apps couldn’t avoid the reality of our country’s rapid descent into authoritarianism. I was certainly not alone in being a Cassandra about the dangers of not prosecuting and removing everyone involved with January 6th from political life, but everyone with influence wanted to move on and pretend 2017-2021 never happened.

We’d be in a much better place if people listened to us instead of Chris Coons, who declined to call witnesses at the impeachment trial four years ago so he and the Democrats could fuck off for Valentines Day.

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