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Manosphere influencers like Clavicular and Andrew Tate are giving young men the same distorted body image issues magazines have been giving to women since the invention of the printing press. Some of these dumbasses have even claimed hitting faces with hammers can improve jawlines. I don’t know if it’s actually been done, but it’s become an apocryphal detail about the world of masculinity influencers.
Instead of these freaks who look like somebody slapped a blow-up doll’s face on a mop, people should make Tom Savini their masculine role model. This legend has made movie monsters for decades, and still has the time to be jacked at 78.
Meanwhile, those of us who don’t care if we look like shit are terrified of getting the salad shits. Cyclospora is all over the news and our food supply. With an incubation period of up to two weeks, I’ll only know if I already swallowed one of these microscopic time bombs if I get explosive diarrhea.
Speaking of diarrhea, RFK Jr. and the rest of the administration are obviously responsible after dismantling the CDC, FDA, and every other acronym that provided some modicum of public service. I knew they were capable of all this evil, but never predicted they’d take the joy out of making diarrhea jokes.
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