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Kash Patel: Man-Child Detective   Recently updated !

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Kash Patel is living the influencer dream on the FBI’s plane, and although it may be required for secure bureau communications, this ding-dong isn’t doing any FBI work that needs that level of security. Little dude was partying in Milan for the gold medal hockey game, and immediately helped tank the reputations of the victors by chugging cold ones with them in the locker room and yukking it up on a call from Trump while he shat all over the much more likeable US women’s team.

Nothing matters until some consequences can be brought upon these goons who have been laughing in our faces for over a year while committing crimes and scandals that would’ve ended in resignations in any other administration. If there is indeed a massive midterm wave that sweeps the Democrats into having at least some power, they’ll need to avoid whiffing it like they did throughout Biden’s term.

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Bill Barr’s Book Reports

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Bill Barr is quickly moving up the odious AG power rankings, tied with Jeff Sessions and Alberto Gonzales (Remember him?) among the ones I’ve drawn over the course of my career. He might soon have first place all to himself if he’s around to fully dismantle the rule of law.

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James Comey’s Future Career Plans

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James Comey’s firing is very shady and will probably result in many hearings, and maybe even legal action if the Democrats can get their shit together and win some elections.

But let’s not forget that Comey’s FBI sucks shit, too. Here’s a comic I did when he tried to strong-arm Apple in decrypting their phones after the San Bernardino shootings. And here’s one from that time he arguably tanked the thin margin Hillary Clinton had going into the week before the election.

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The FBI’s Decrypted Device Files

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Decrypted Device FilesThe FBI and our alphabet of intelligence agencies have been salivating over the prospect of an encryption back door for years. The San Bernardino shootings are just the most recent pretext to weaken privacy protections. Here’s a primer on the FBI vs. Apple fight that’s easy to read even for people who use a simple Jitterbug cellphone for the elderly.

Even assuming nothing but benevolence from our myriad government agencies, a back door created for them would eventually find its way into the hands of hackers and other governments.

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