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MAHA Notices

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In addition to the cyclospora diarrhea lettuce that’s been sweeping the nation’s colons, salmonella, E.coli and a whole host of other pathogens are in the food supply (and the water, and the air, maybe even in fire, too). I’m not a fan of getting sick, so I’ve been avoiding lettuce and most fresh produce for months now. Craving lettuce seems insane, but burgers and tacos just ain’t right without it.

After Elon Musk’s body count from DOGE’s cuts to USAID, RFK Jr. may become a close second once all the lives lost due to his MAHA stupidity are fully calculated. Repairing the damage these idiots did in a year-and-a-half is going to take the rest of our lives, or even longer, if you’re middle-aged like me.

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Recipes for Revenge

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Here’s my counter to the annual “How to talk to your MAGA relatives at Thanksgiving” articles, which never seem to be written the other way. Sure, it’s petty, but since they’re immune to reason, maybe a little food poisoning will do the trick.

I’m fortunate to not have to spend the holiday with these awful people. If you have to, I hope the food, booze, and/or drugs makes next week somewhat tolerable.

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The White House’s Sickly Treats

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I have around 210,000+ thoughts and prayers to send before I can get around to worrying about this guy.

Hours after finishing last week’s post-debate cartoon, my wife woke me up at 5:30am to tell me Trump had COVID. Sadly, she didn’t wake me up early this morning with even better news.

I censored the last panel for some outlets, and gave both uncensored and censored versions to others, and so I can post this comic on social media without it getting flagged as inappropriate.

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Trump’s Newest Cabinet Picks

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Every pick Trump (or Pence, most likely) has made for his cabinet is the person most likely to eliminate the department they’re going to be running. Grover Norquist’s vision of drowning the government in the bathtub is about to come true, and even the water in the tub is likely to be poison without the EPA around.

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