Monthly Archives: June 2017


G.O.P. Triage

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Republicans are spending their Fourth of July weekend trying to strip their fellow Americans of health insurance and vital Medicaid funding.

I am going to eat hot dogs, because unlike them, I’m a patriotic citizen.

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Mark Zuckerberg in Iowa

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Mark Zuckerberg is touring Iowa like an alien visiting another planet, or more likely, a future presidential candidate.

I think billionaires should be taxed out of existence, but at the very least, they should be banned from political life.


The Amazon Economy

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Jeff Bezos is buying Whole Foods and now Amazon’s one step closer to becoming the kind of monopolistic mega-corporation previously only seen in the Robocop franchise.

The days of antitrust laws are long gone, but maybe one day there will be the political will to break up Bezos’ empire like Ma Bell and Standard Oil.

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The Privatized States of America

Last week was supposed to be “Infrastructure Week” for the Trump Administration, but Comey and Jeremy Corbyn made sure no one gave a shit. And that’s just what Mitch McConnell wants, so he can rush through the Senate’s Obamacare repeal while people who have fun during the summer aren’t paying attention.

Privatization and monopolization are both bad and terrible, but that’s a lot of complicated “-zations” to narrow down to a soundbite. Thankfully we have the handy phrase, “Capitalism is bad.” to summarize this sentiment.

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A Closer Look at Golf Cart One

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President Lazyass couldn’t walk a few hundred yards with the other heads of state at the G7 summit and opted to take a golf cart instead.

He’s old and not in great shape, and I’d generally try to avoid ageism, but this asshole spent the entire campaign going on about how his opponents lacked stamina.

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