ICE Jr. for Kids
Abolish ICE, and Border Patrol, except for those cute dogs that sniff for contraband produce at customs.
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Yearly Archives: 2018
New Rules from the National Fascist League
The NFL’s owners and its commissioner approved a new rule to stifle players’ protests against police brutality. They presumably also agreed to continue blackballing Colin Kaepernick for another season.
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White House Gift Shop Clearance Sale
I was born a generation too late for my true passion: Designing novelty gifts and/or prop comedy.
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Gina Haspel’s Torture 2.0
Congratulations to the primary challengers of the Senate Democrats who voted for Haspel’s confirmation.
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Michael Cohen’s Business Pitches
Michael Cohen’s solicitation of bribes and other corruption is only shocking because of its brazenness and his staggering ineptitude … and Rudy Giuliani’s.
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Trump’s Medical Chart
In a busy and insane news week, the return of Dr. Harold Bornstein was welcome comic relief. I hope he backed up his files before Trump’s goons seized them.
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Baseball’s Unwritten Rulebook
The weather’s finally nice enough to catch up on baseball season. If you don’t follow the sport, here’s a quick rundown of what the panels are referencing.The Minnesota Twins’ whining about bunts and “unwritten rules” inspired this premise.
Tucked into the massive tax scam that screwed everybody was a special provision that especially screwed minor league players.
Stephen King can see all sorts of horrors, but claims he can’t see what’s behind a safety net.
The Cleveland Indians are phasing out their offensive Chief Wahoo mascot off their uniforms next year in order to get the All-Star Game. They’ll still sell tacky Wahoo merchandise as long as fans keep buying it, however.
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I Want to Peelieve
In collaboration with The Nib, t-shirts and posters featuring this iconic image of The Pee Tape (real) are now available for sale. It’s also part of this sticker pack!