David Ellison

Bari Minutes’ New Hosts

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It’s been a few months since Bari shitcanned 60 Minutes’ CECOT story, and now she’s fired Scott Pelley. I guess he’s popular with your grandparents, I dunno. This is a PBS Frontline house and I have no idea what’s going on over at CBS News.

The hosts who stay and help Bari and the Ellisons’ use 60 Minutes to launder their hamfisted propaganda don’t even need the money. Most of these people have been hosting this show since I was a toddler.

I watched the finale of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, and now I’m back to my CBS boycott, which is not a difficult sacrifice at all.

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Bari Minutes

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Bari Weiss’s reign of errors continues at CBS News. Besides pulling a 60 Minutes segment on CECOT (That was broadcast in free countries anyway), she’s installed herself as the on-camera host for a series of bizarre town halls with other unphotogenic conservatives, including JD Vance, Erika Kirk, and the Toilet Ghoulie from the VHS box art for the movie “Ghoulies.” Nobody’s watching, and more importantly, advertisers aren’t buying.

As for what’s going on at the rest of David Ellison’s CBS/Paramount/Skydance, I don’t know. Kathy Bates is Matlock now? I don’t have grandparents, so there’s no one to clue me into what’s going on over there besides football games. Go Pats, I guess!

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Incredible Global News 2025

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Some goofs and gags to close out the year (or until next week when I draw something else).

The last panel is inspired by the alt-text I wrote for this Bluesky post. Larry’s failson is destroying CBS and Paramount by installing people even dumber than him, I assume. After this was already inked, Bari Weiss killed a 60 Minutes piece about our CECOT concentration camp in El Salvador. I’m sure she’ll fail up even further and get appointed to Captain on Strange New Worlds.

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