David Ellison


Bari Minutes

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Bari Weiss’s reign of errors continues at CBS News. Besides pulling a 60 Minutes segment on CECOT (That was broadcast in free countries anyway), she’s installed herself as the on-camera host for a series of bizarre town halls with other unphotogenic conservatives, including JD Vance, Erika Kirk, and the Toilet Ghoulie from the VHS box art for the movie “Ghoulies.” Nobody’s watching, and more importantly, advertisers aren’t buying.

As for what’s going on at the rest of David Ellison’s CBS/Paramount/Skydance, I don’t know. Kathy Bates is Matlock now? I don’t have grandparents, so there’s no one to clue me into what’s going on over there besides football games. Go Pats, I guess!

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Incredible Global News 2025

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Some goofs and gags to close out the year (or until next week when I draw something else).

The last panel is inspired by the alt-text I wrote for this Bluesky post. Larry’s failson is destroying CBS and Paramount by installing people even dumber than him, I assume. After this was already inked, Bari Weiss killed a 60 Minutes piece about our CECOT concentration camp in El Salvador. I’m sure she’ll fail up even further and get appointed to Captain on Strange New Worlds.

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