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Stranded Starliner Instructions

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Boeing botched the first crewed flight of the Starliner to the International Space Station, but at least they didn’t blow up Sunita Williams and Butch Wilmore in the process. The two have been stuck on the ISS months after what was supposed to be a brief stay as part of the test flight.

The empty Starliner will come splashing (or crashing) down to Earth soon without them on board because of a bunch of problems that should’ve been sorted out long before launch.

NASA’s decades-long habit of contracting out operations to sketchy lowest-bidder companies have made them reliant on white supremacist Elon Musk’s SpaceX or Russia’s Soyuz program. Boeing becoming their only other option wasn’t great even before their planes started disintegrating mid-flight.

There should be a NASA owned and operated crewed space vehicle, but that money went to the military’s not-so-secret space drone, the X-37.

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The Tesla Death Trap!

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A Tesla killed Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law. It’s a tragedy … that she wasn’t driving with him at the time. The circumstances that caused that accident (and the countless other accidents) revealed a lot of Tesla “features” that ensure I’ll never set foot in one. Shifting gears via touchscreen, doors that require disassembly if the power fails, spontaneous battery combustion, the list goes on.

Everyone now knows Elon Musk is a drug-addled racist, and America’s full of ’em, but this one happens to be a billionaire who gets a ton of subsidies from the government and has access to a lot of its military and space infrastructure. He also controls the former Twitter, which most governmental officials and public figures still use despite it turning into a hub of stochastic terrorism and the worst jokes you’ve ever seen.

Hopefully my view of the eclipse next month isn’t spoiled by his shitty satellites.

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