(panel 1 - Title on a TV in a winter scene.) More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials
Just two weeks till Christmas and I’m making a recurring bit of a thing I did last year to give me some lead time to wrap things up to meet my end-of-year deadlines. Most of these are silly little gags that could be evergreen except for the unprovoked attacks on […]

More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials

(panel 1 - Title stamped on an MRI over the outline of Trump's head.) Trump's Leaked MRIs
They’re trucking Trump up to the National Zoo every other week to put him in the large animal MRI, and the official line is that he’s in perfect health with a good brain. Whatever it really is, it needs to hurry up and be extremely painful. Hopefully it happens over […]

Leaked MRIs

(panel 1 - Title on a book in a slushy snowy pile.) Winter Reading
I’ve been drawing the end of the A.I. bubble for a while, and now even economists (opinion with hints of math, not a science) are starting to notice something’s fishy with all the financial schemes used to prop up this technology no one but the managerial class wants. There’s some […]

Winter Reading List

(panel 1 - Title on a recipe card) Recessipes (Recession Recipes)
How is it a week before Thanksgiving already? The holidays are always a mess of early deadlines to accommodate publications that have staff who get time off, unlike myself. This happens predictably every year, so naturally I’m scrambling at the last minute once again to get things out before everyone […]

Recession Recipes

(A redacted email from Jeffrey Epstein to himself.) Subject: Creep Thoughts More Epstein Emails
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More Epstein Emails

(panel 1 - Title above Chuck Schumer in a windbreaker and holding a bullhorn.) Chuck Schumer: Shutdown Negotiator
Ol’ Chuck once again caved to the Republicans for nothing. Over a month of pain to get to exactly where he was before the shutdown. It took eight Democratic accomplices who won’t face their voters for years, but Schumer got what he wanted: everything for his imaginary Republican friends The […]

Chuck Schumer: Shutdown Negotiator

(panel 1 - Title in the style of an online health insurance marketplace.) Actually Affordable Health Insurance Plans
It’s open enrollment season for those who rely on the Affordable Care Act’s marketplaces, and people are being confronted with extreme sticker shock as premiums skyrocket because of Republican insistence on eliminating the subsidies that made the whole thing nominally “affordable” in the first place. Was it good even with […]

Actually Affordable Health Insurance Plans

(panel 1 - Mike Johnson holding a food donation box.) Mike Johnson's Food Bank Johnson, "My son monitors its contents, just like my spank bank."
The federal government’s been shutdown for a month and SNAP funding is about to be denied to tens of millions of hungry families. Republicans are threatening to starve people in order to deny them medical care. Real cartoon villain shit, yet somehow there’s a good chance Democrats will blink and […]

Mike Johnson’s Food Bank