(panel 1 - title in the style of NYT Opinion focus groups.) Unfocused Groups Moderator, Franklin "F'in" Putz
Ever since the 2016 election, the New York Times has been doing Trump Voter Safaris for their ostensibly liberal audience to either gawk at or empathize with. They are a sideshow from the people with real power. And now they’re being moderated by Frank Luntz, which is especially gross for […]

Unfocused Groups

(panel 1 - Title on a TV under the White House logo.) White House Approved Programming
Paramount needs federal approval for a merger, so they’re bending over backwards to appease the administration (it won’t work, they’ll just demand more obedience) by neutering CBS’s autonomy in its news coverage. Other corporate media giants have done the same to pre-emptively appease an administration that barely squeaked out a […]

White House Approved Programming

We’re now three months into the regime and citizens are being detained and deported. It was already fascism when it was legal residents being shipped off to gulags in El Salvador, but now it’s “it could happen to you” fascism. That this is happening during the week most procrastinators did […]

Fascism Career Fair

(panel 1 - Title on economics textbook.) Republican Economic Innovations
While the Trump administration makes headlines wildly tearing down the federal government, Republicans in Congress are making sure nothing will be left except for tax cuts for the rich. This has been the case since I was a tiny baby, blissfully unaware of the cult of supply-side economics. If Trump […]

Republican Economic Innovations

(panel 1 - Elon Musk scribbling on a whiteboard.) Elon Musk's Suck-cess Seminar whiteboard, "Apartheid Be Cool"
Elon Musk’s preferred candidate in a Wisconsin Supreme Court election ate shit on Tuesday, and even oblivious people are starting to notice this guy sucks. Unfortunately it took the complete collapse of the federal government, the economy, and the international order for those ding-dongs to notice. Read the comic on […]

Elon Musk’s Suck-cess Seminar

(panel 1 - Title above an inebriated Pete Hegseth texting.) Hegseth's Texts
After two month’s of what would be the end of any other administration’s scandals, the one that seems to have stuck is Pete Hegseth communicating war crimes through insecure channels. The war crimes themselves are the same stuff we’ve been doing for a quarter century, but the Department of Defense […]

Hegseth’s Texts

(panel 1 - Title below the State Department Seal.) Failed State Department Travel Advisories
We’re just two months into this administration and the horrors at the border and within continue to escalate. Tourists from close allies are getting sent to the gulags we’ve previously reserved for refugees who are desperate to get here to seek asylum. Residents with green cards or visas are getting […]

Department of Failed State Travel Advisories

(panel 1 - Title above Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries in tracksuits holding paddles.) Democratic Defense with Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries paddles, "FECK" "LESS"
Chuck Schumer announced that he’d vote for cloture (which is effectively a yes vote for its passing) on a continuing resolution to avoid a budget shortfall. He and other feckless Senate Democrats will claim this is necessary to avoid a government shutdown. But those of us with eyes and two […]

Democratic Defense