(panel 1 - Title on a sheet of paper held by Linda McMahon.) Linda McMahon's Cuckoo Curriculum for Public Schools McMahon, "Just until the Department of Education is eliminated."
he Back-to-School stuff is already off the shelves and replaced with Halloween stuff. Or maybe that’s just the effect of the tariffs. I thought the Supreme Court already rubber-stamped the elimination of the Department of Education, but I looked it up and Linda McMahon’s still around. Higher education getting decimated […]

Linda McMahon’s Cuckoo Curriculum

(panel 1 - Title above Stephen Miller in an Uncle Sam parody poster.) Join the War on U.S. Cities
The fascist wrath of this administration continues to be applied to anyone and anywhere unwilling to capitulate to its whims. This week, jackboots from various federal agencies were sent to harass DC because DOGE’s “Big Balls” got his shit wrecked by teens. He got off easy after he helped condemn […]

Join the War on U.S. Cities

Trump in a golf cart
In 2013, the Presidential Physical Fitness Test we all grew up with was replaced with more general lifestyle guidelines because that test was dumb. Situps, pullups, and running shuttles back and forth were nothing compared to the workout we got whipping dodgeballs at each other. Now Mr. “Exercise Depletes Your […]

Presidential Physical Fitness Test

(panel 1 - Title in a chatbot window.) prompt, "It looks like you're trying to read a comic. Would you like to chat with an A.I. assistant instead?" Choose Your CHATBOT (panel 1 - Title in a chatbot window.) prompt, "It looks like you're trying to read a comic. Would you like to chat with an A.I. assistant instead?" Choose Your CHATBOT
Companies are pushing A.I. hard, and no one wants it. We know it’s done for because Zuckerberg is convinced it’s be the next big thing. He’ll toss onto the garbage pile with the Metaverse while raking in billions from his websites for the elderly. Like NFTs and crypto before, Silicon […]

Choose Your Chatbot

(panel 1 - Title around the CBS logo.) Coming Soon to CBS Capitulation Broadcasting System
CBS/Paramount started cleaning house to meet our demented, rapist dictator’s demands and got their merger with Skydance approved. Last week they announced the cancellation of Stephen Colbert’s Late Show, despite it being at the top of the big three networks’ late night shows. There’s still a year left of the […]

Coming Soon to CBS

(panel 1 - Title written on White House stationery.) Epstein Excuses
A scandal is finally sticking to Trump because his dementia has caused him to forget about the Streisand Effect. He previously plowed past every outrage and continued being the worst person on Earth to his adoring fans. For whatever reason, the Epstein accusations are really causing our swollen big boy […]

Epstein Excuses

(panel 1 - Title above a phone with a picture of JD Vance as a Furby about to be deleted.) Pictures of JD Vance to Delete Before Entering the United States
Tourists are getting harassed by Border Patrol for having silly pictures of JD Vance on their phones (which are now routinely searched along with all social media activity) so I figured I’d add to the available material. It’s been about a year since Vance was trotted out as the VP […]

Pictures of JD Vance to Delete Before Entering the United ...