(panel 1 - Title on a retro aviation poster) ICE's Airport Agents
TSA workers remain unpaid during the DHS shutdown, while ICE agents are fully funded to be the demented President’s personal dipshit army and now are deployed to stand around airports doing nothing. To be fair, wasting time at a terminal Cinnabon is better than roaming the streets snatching people up, […]

ICE’s Airport Agents

Enshittified Start-Ups (panel 1 - A food delivery robot with a spring-loaded middle-finger on its roof.)
This month’s comic for patrons who signed up for Exclusive Early Access predicts the next big things in shitty technology. I’m running a 20% discount for this tier for the next two weeks. Check it out and get access to all the previous exclusives as well. For just $1 a […]

Enshittified StartUps

(panel 1 - Title written on a board game playing surface.) Bored of Peace Games
Our dumb war with Iran is still going on for reasons that become even more unclear as the weeks drag on. Even the selfish dummies who voted this guy in are starting to turn on him because their SUV juice is getting expensive. Unfortunately for us, and the rest of […]

Bored of Peace Games

(panel 1 - Title on a gasoline pump screen with a Trump pointing sticker.) Stickers Shock sticker, "I did THAT! (And war crimes)"
Trump’s adventure in Iran is predictably leading to soaring oil and gas prices, something that was very important for the media right up until Election Day in 2024. “I Did That!” stickers blaming Biden for inflation were all the rage, so I figured I’d take a shot at elevating the […]

Stickers Shock

(panel 1 - Signs in a store window.) Dumb War Weapons For Sale: Consent, never manufactured
We launched another preemptive war of aggression that’s going to kill a lot of people and ruin even more lives for decades to come. At least Congress, including 157 House Democrats, retroactively signed off on it, ensuring this boondoggle is adequately funded while the rest of our lives aren’t. With […]

Dumb War Weapons

(sketches on notepaper) Orphan Doodles
This month’s exclusive for patrons features some drawings that have been haunting my notebook for months. Either too dumb, too gross, or too weird, I just couldn’t find a home for them in my weekly comic. Reader support keeps the comics coming. If the $5 monthly tier is too expensive, […]

Orphan Doodles

(panel 1 - Title around Kash Patel looking through a magnifying glass.) Kash Patel: Man-child Detective
Kash Patel is living the influencer dream on the FBI’s plane, and although it may be required for secure bureau communications, this ding-dong isn’t doing any FBI work that needs that level of security. Little dude was partying in Milan for the gold medal hockey game, and immediately helped tank […]

Kash Patel: Man-Child Detective

(panel 1 - Title on an FCC branded TV Guide, with Brendan Carr.) FCC Guide "Brendan Carr: Tells You What to Watch." Carr, "And I tell them what to air."
CBS spiked Stephen Colbert’s interview with Texas representative and senate candidate James Talarico, because it’s Larry Ellison’s nepobaby’s toy. They’re already willing partners in the regime’s state media, but FCC chair Brendan Carr has been slinging threats around to less compliant outlets for the past year. With Ellison’s Paramount still […]

FCC Guide