(panel 1 - Title on the cover of a fake tabloid. Trump holding a balloon.) Incredible Global News 2025 Trump Honored By "Prestigious" Balloon balloon, "Old Fart"
Some goofs and gags to close out the year (or until next week when I draw something else). The last panel is inspired by the alt-text I wrote for this Bluesky post. Larry’s failson is destroying CBS and Paramount by installing people even dumber than him, I assume. After this […]

Incredible Global News 2025


(panel 1 - Title in the style of a TV shopping network.) Last-Minute Grifts The White House Shilling Network Call Now! 202-456-7041
Except for Pam Bondi, who I drew a couple weeks ago, I managed to go almost the whole year without drawing these particular administration freaks. Looking at their faces the last two days has dealt me tremendous psychological damage. We’ll all have to look at them for three more years, […]

Last-Minute Grifts



(panel 1 - Title on a TV in a winter scene.) More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials
Just two weeks till Christmas and I’m making a recurring bit of a thing I did last year to give me some lead time to wrap things up to meet my end-of-year deadlines. Most of these are silly little gags that could be evergreen except for the unprovoked attacks on […]

More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials


(panel 1 - Title stamped on an MRI over the outline of Trump's head.) Trump's Leaked MRIs
They’re trucking Trump up to the National Zoo every other week to put him in the large animal MRI, and the official line is that he’s in perfect health with a good brain. Whatever it really is, it needs to hurry up and be extremely painful. Hopefully it happens over […]

Leaked MRIs



(panel 1 - Title on a book in a slushy snowy pile.) Winter Reading
I’ve been drawing the end of the A.I. bubble for a while, and now even economists (opinion with hints of math, not a science) are starting to notice something’s fishy with all the financial schemes used to prop up this technology no one but the managerial class wants. There’s some […]

Winter Reading List


(panel 1 - Title on a recipe card) Recessipes (Recession Recipes)
How is it a week before Thanksgiving already? The holidays are always a mess of early deadlines to accommodate publications that have staff who get time off, unlike myself. This happens predictably every year, so naturally I’m scrambling at the last minute once again to get things out before everyone […]

Recession Recipes



(A redacted email from Jeffrey Epstein to himself.) Subject: Creep Thoughts More Epstein Emails
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More Epstein Emails


(panel 1 - Title above Chuck Schumer in a windbreaker and holding a bullhorn.) Chuck Schumer: Shutdown Negotiator
Ol’ Chuck once again caved to the Republicans for nothing. Over a month of pain to get to exactly where he was before the shutdown. It took eight Democratic accomplices who won’t face their voters for years, but Schumer got what he wanted: everything for his imaginary Republican friends The […]

Chuck Schumer: Shutdown Negotiator