America's 250th Non-Essentials
This month’s cartoon for Exclusive Early Access members is about throwing your own half-assed celebration for America’s 250th birthday. Why should the administration get a monopoly on semiquincentennial scams? As the media market collapses, and more publications try to shove A.I. illustrations in readers’ faces, my income has become more […]

America’s 250th Non-Essentials

(panel 1 - Title like a party invitation.) Reflecting Pool Party!
The Reflecting Pool Saga has been an amusing synecdoche for this administration’s incompetence. Unlike everything else they’ve touched, no actual people have been killed (yet, and sorry to diminish the lives of those poor ducks), although several have been arrested for touching the paint that JJ Carafo was paid $1.7 […]

Reflecting Pool Party

(panel 1 - Title in the FIFA 2026 World Cup logo.) New Cards for 2026
The World Cup is underway in North America, and these cards should only be applied for games played in the United States. There’s no way Canada and Mexico can fuck things up at the same level as our rapidly declining empire. I’ve been watching some of the group stage matches, […]

New Cards for 2026

(panel 1 - Title like a pest control logo.) America's Pest Threats
Once eradicated in the United States, screwworms are back thanks to this administration. I only knew about botflies previously, and apparently they’re nicer than screwworms, since they typically don’t kill their host. I was already squicked out by bugs thanks to my blister beetle encounter (May’s exclusive comic for $5/mo […]

America’s Pest Threats

(panel 1 - Title with a Bari Weiss-themed stopwatch) Bari Minutes' New Hosts
It’s been a few months since Bari shitcanned 60 Minutes’ CECOT story, and now she’s fired Scott Pelley. I guess he’s popular with your grandparents, I dunno. This is a PBS Frontline house and I have no idea what’s going on over at CBS News. The hosts who stay and […]

Bari Minutes’ New Hosts

(panel 1 - close up of a blistered leg with a beetle on a sock.)
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Beware of Blister Beetles!

(panel 1 - A cluttered Google search result page.) G(A.I.)gle search, "Is Google cooked?"
Just because I spared Google from this comic a few weeks ago, doesn’t mean they’re not also trying to shove A.I. down our throats. At Google’s most recent circle jerk, they announced they’d be forcing the frequently incorrect A.I. overviews everyone hates into more of their products, including Search, which […]

Is Google Cooked?

(panel 1 - Title on a novelty check held by Trump.) Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes Trump, "Every LOSER is a WINNER!"
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche put together quite the sweetheart deal for every January 6th C.H.U.D. and set aside nearly $2 billion to compensate them for the pain of facing mild consequences after attempting to overthrow the government. Also in this blatantly corrupt deal was blanket immunity for Trump, and […]

Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes