(panel 1 - Title on a chintzy award.) Trump Trophies
Mad King Donald has been threatening Greenland, NATO, and anyone else he can find on a map because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. This is a very demented old man and would be 25th Amendment-ed out of there in his first term if the toadies in his cabinet […]

Trump Trophies

(panel 1 - Title below the DHS seal.) DHS Goon School
ICE, CBP, and the rest of the DHS secret police divisions are terrorizing the Twin Cities for protesting their murder of Renee Good, who was out protecting her neighbors these goons were originally targeting. The “Immigration” and “Customs” portion of the ICE acronym were rendered meaningless decades ago, and now […]

Goon School

(panel 1 - Title on White House letterhead.) Project 2026
What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons […]

Project 2026

A Bruins' winter hat
I got December’s exclusive for $5+ patrons up in the nick of time. I’m now drawing and mailing out postcards to members of that tier. Become one today! Read the comic on Patreon.

Brian’s Winter Talismans

(panel 1 - Title on a Mickey Mouse watch face with Bari Weiss.) Bari Minutes
Bari Weiss’s reign of errors continues at CBS News. Besides pulling a 60 Minutes segment on CECOT (That was broadcast in free countries anyway), she’s installed herself as the on-camera host for a series of bizarre town halls with other unphotogenic conservatives, including JD Vance, Erika Kirk, and the Toilet […]

Bari Minutes

(panel 1 - Title on the cover of a fake tabloid. Trump holding a balloon.) Incredible Global News 2025 Trump Honored By "Prestigious" Balloon balloon, "Old Fart"
Some goofs and gags to close out the year (or until next week when I draw something else). The last panel is inspired by the alt-text I wrote for this Bluesky post. Larry’s failson is destroying CBS and Paramount by installing people even dumber than him, I assume. After this […]

Incredible Global News 2025

(panel 1 - Title in the style of a TV shopping network.) Last-Minute Grifts The White House Shilling Network Call Now! 202-456-7041
Except for Pam Bondi, who I drew a couple weeks ago, I managed to go almost the whole year without drawing these particular administration freaks. Looking at their faces the last two days has dealt me tremendous psychological damage. We’ll all have to look at them for three more years, […]

Last-Minute Grifts

(panel 1 - Title on a TV in a winter scene.) More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials
Just two weeks till Christmas and I’m making a recurring bit of a thing I did last year to give me some lead time to wrap things up to meet my end-of-year deadlines. Most of these are silly little gags that could be evergreen except for the unprovoked attacks on […]

More Schmaltzmark Channel Holiday Specials