(panel 1 - Title like a pest control logo.) America's Pest Threats
Once eradicated in the United States, screwworms are back thanks to this administration. I only knew about botflies previously, and apparently they’re nicer than screwworms, since they typically don’t kill their host. I was already squicked out by bugs thanks to my blister beetle encounter (May’s exclusive comic for $5/mo […]

America’s Pest Threats

(panel 1 - Title with a Bari Weiss-themed stopwatch) Bari Minutes' New Hosts
It’s been a few months since Bari shitcanned 60 Minutes’ CECOT story, and now she’s fired Scott Pelley. I guess he’s popular with your grandparents, I dunno. This is a PBS Frontline house and I have no idea what’s going on over at CBS News. The hosts who stay and […]

Bari Minutes’ New Hosts

(panel 1 - close up of a blistered leg with a beetle on a sock.)
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Beware of Blister Beetles!

(panel 1 - A cluttered Google search result page.) G(A.I.)gle search, "Is Google cooked?"
Just because I spared Google from this comic a few weeks ago, doesn’t mean they’re not also trying to shove A.I. down our throats. At Google’s most recent circle jerk, they announced they’d be forcing the frequently incorrect A.I. overviews everyone hates into more of their products, including Search, which […]

Is Google Cooked?

(panel 1 - Title on a novelty check held by Trump.) Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes Trump, "Every LOSER is a WINNER!"
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche put together quite the sweetheart deal for every January 6th C.H.U.D. and set aside nearly $2 billion to compensate them for the pain of facing mild consequences after attempting to overthrow the government. Also in this blatantly corrupt deal was blanket immunity for Trump, and […]

Insurrectionist Slush Fund Sweepstakes

(panel 1 - Title on a DECLASSIFIED dossier.) More Identified Aerial Phenomena
Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon released more “UAP” files and like every time before, they’ve proved nothing but the existence of blurry videos. No need for extraterrestrials while this administration is terrorizing the planet with bombs, embargoes, and a daily torrent of the stupidest stuff the galaxy has ever seen. Read the […]

More Identified Aerial Phenomena

(panel 1 - Title on a legal book.) United States Federalist Society Law
The Supreme Court completed John Roberts’ lifelong dream of rolling back the Voting Rights Act and ending the United States’ extremely brief tenure as a true representative democracy. Immediately after their decision last week, former slave states eagerly redrew their maps, and their Black populations out of the electoral process. […]

Federalist Society Law

(panel 1 - Title in a NYTimes-ish style.) Doofus Group Ding-a-Lings express regrets
The New York Times did another one of their idiot safaris and profiled a bunch of regretful Trump voters. I drew something similar last year when one of these was making the rounds on social media. I wrote a longer post about this focus group phenomenon on Patreon. Become a […]

Doofus Group