The entire media industry is collapsing, for lowly cartoonists like me all the way up to the makers of prestige HBO shows. But if you’re a columnist who’s made being weird and wrong your thing, you can keep pumping out a couple hundred words of nothing and keep cashing those […]

David Brooks’ Working Class Safari

As things are crumbling around us, it’s important to remember we’re also the cause of many other countries’ problems. There’s always money for these misadventures, but none to fix our own failed state. But I mainly did this to get in another “Kissinger’s dead” joke before he really croaks. Read […]

Foreign Policy Fetishes

The northern hemisphere is engulfed in record-breaking heatwaves, reservoirs are drying up, and nothing seriously addressing climate is coming out of DC within my lifetime. So I self-soothed by finally embracing 5″ inseams and tank tops. Maybe all that extra unsightly pasty skin will force Congress to act. Read the […]

Climate Coping Strategies

I haven’t been watching the January 6th Committee’s hearings. Mainly because we all know it was a failed coup, but also, as far as I know, I don’t have any power to do anything about them. Merrick Garland does. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on The Nib.Read the […]

Merrick Garland’s Summer Vacation

Patriot Front dipshits had a little fascist parade through Boston over the Fourth of July weekend. And unlike in Idaho where they were arrested in a U-Haul on their way to disrupt a Pride event, Boston’s worst gave them an escort throughout the city. Kudos to the real patriots who […]

Police-mart

The Supreme Court dropped some more steaming fascist turds since the last time I did a cartoon about them. Unless the court gets packed, or an [REDACTED] or two happens before the November midterms, I don’t see how our rights can be clawed back within my lifetime without some super-legal […]

The Power of Reactionary Thinking

While the Supreme Court completes its speedrun towards fascism, here’s a silly interlude at crypto’s expense before I draw something that gets me rounded up in the gulags or shot on sight by a concealed-carrying nut. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on The Nib.Read the comic on Daily […]

Surviving the Crypto Crash

I caught COVID last Friday. I’m vaxed, boosted, and I don’t go unmasked indoors. My best contact tracing puts me getting it at the bodega from an unmasked patron or employee. I woke up Saturday morning with a painful sore throat, and immediately took a home test that turned positive […]

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