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All the Puff Pieces That Are Fit to Print

The paper that paid me to draw cartoons for five years is making some even worse decisions lately.

A dude who shot the paper gets paid to contribute columns now, so I’m not too worried about this burning any bridges that I might have left over there.

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Fox News’ New Lineup

There’s been a lot of turnover at Fox News, and that’s just from the sexual harassment.
But with indictments from Robert Mueller starting to come down, they’re even more desperate to distract your grandparents with new nonsense.

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Presidential Pivots

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Philip Rucker sure is a credulous dope. He previously appeared in my comic after going ga-ga over Trump’s joint address speech.

He promoted himself to appearing in every panel after spouting this nonsense this week.

Trump’s not changing, and neither are the dumbasses who believe he will.

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Bad Bleacher Behavior

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If you don’t live in Boston or follow sports, you might not be aware that Orioles’ player Adam Jones was pelted with peanuts and racist slurs at Fenway Park Monday night.

I happened to be at that game, and didn’t learn about the incidents (plural, since the peanuts and slurs were slung from different parts of the park) until the next day. A lot of Boston sports media and their callers and commenters became defensive idiots, with some even accusing Jones of making the whole thing up.

I believe Jones because I’ve been to Fenway more times than I can count and heard awful shit said in the bleachers and elsewhere in the park. I’ve also been to stadiums in other cities to know none are without racist and homophobic assholes.

Boston fans get famously defensive when things like this happen, which is not a good look. My fellow fans and the media should take a page from the Red Sox organization and condemn the racists in our midst and make them feel unwelcome. And if that doesn’t work, invite Antifa and Black Bloc on your next trip to Friendly Fenway.

As for the NYTimes’ newest columnist, Bret Stephens, his climate change denial is terrible and has no place in any publication that pitches itself with the slogan “The truth is more important now than ever.” But his bigoted “Disease of the Arab mind” comment should disqualify him from being published anywhere outside of 4chan message boards.

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Pundits Appraise the Trump Sideshow

Normal people’s response to Trump’s joint address was disgust and horror. Pundits however, couldn’t stop raving about it. They were immediately mocked, but their jobs are never in jeopardy and they’ll still get paid handsomely to spew bad takes.

Featured here in order are: Van Jones, Katy Tur, Philip Rucker, Benny “Wikipedia Plagiarist” Johnson, and Chris “The Fix” Cillizza. If you don’t know who they are, you have a much healthier media diet than me.

Unless you’re trapped in a hotel with no channels, there’s no reason to watch or read these morons’ opinions. Actual reporting, and maybe some supplemental analysis here and there is all you need to be an informed citizen.

Except for editorial cartoons. Keep reading those.

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Peter Thiel’s Million-Dollar Legal Maneuvers

Million-Dollar Legal ManeuversBillionaire Paypal founder Peter Thiel has thin skin, so it makes sense that he’s also a Trump delegate. Unable to sue Gawker for outing him, Thiel used his fortune to anonymously fund other suits against the tabloid. A lot of “serious” journalists shrugged since they think Gawker got what they deserved, but there’s nothing stopping him or other rich people from doing the same to more reputable publications.

Please don’t show him this cartoon; I can’t afford to make him angry.

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