Donald Trump


Amazon’s Amenities

Amazon’s HQ2 dog and pony show is over and the winner was never in doubt. Congratulations to Jeff Bezos and his money vault.

I focused on the Long Island City part of Amazon’s reveal, and not Northern Virginia’s Crystal City because there’s like I’m a Northeast Coast Elitist, and New York City is the southernmost city where I know anything about its local politics.

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House Oversight Tip Line

There’s a real tip line for the incoming Democratic House Oversight Committee, which will soon be able to issue subpoenas and other forms of checks on our fabulously corrupt government.

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Stormy Daniels Describes a Dick

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If you’ve been in a hole all day, you might’ve missed a blurb from Stormy Daniels’ forthcoming book. In it, she describes Trump’s wang as a mushroom, like Toad from Mario Kart among Yeti-like pubes.

She deserves to be our nation’s next poet laureate.

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Trump’s Hate Tape Stash

Anyone still waiting for evidence that Trump is racist is either lying or has been trapped in a sensory deprivation tank for at least 30 years.

Now that everything’s digital, it’s a shame that future racist presidents’ racism will be documented in the cloud, instead of a century of different mediums. Easier for future cartoonists to draw, though.

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