Donald Trump


Stormy Daniels Describes a Dick

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If you’ve been in a hole all day, you might’ve missed a blurb from Stormy Daniels’ forthcoming book. In it, she describes Trump’s wang as a mushroom, like Toad from Mario Kart among Yeti-like pubes.

She deserves to be our nation’s next poet laureate.

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Trump’s Hate Tape Stash

Anyone still waiting for evidence that Trump is racist is either lying or has been trapped in a sensory deprivation tank for at least 30 years.

Now that everything’s digital, it’s a shame that future racist presidents’ racism will be documented in the cloud, instead of a century of different mediums. Easier for future cartoonists to draw, though.

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All the President’s Racists

Replacing internment camps for snatched children with internment camps for families was the “good” thing these ghouls did this week. A week which should provide enough evidence to put this entire administration in The Hague.

If I had more time, I would’ve added a lot more details to the “gross up” of Trump, but I usually run out of steam by the time I get to coloring these comics.

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Hurricane Season Preparedness

Another hurricane season’s officially begun, while the death toll from the last one is still unknown.

Whenever this administration’s response to the crisis in Puerto Rico wasn’t indifference, it was corruption. And that’s sure to be repeated wherever the next hurricane inevitably lands this season.

Making this comic reminded me that the FEMA director’s name is Brock Long. That’s pornier than Stormy Daniels’ name by far.

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