2020 Election


Mike Pence’s Lame Duck Vacation Itinerary

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My wife and I were sitting on our back porch when the election was called. Lots of hootin’, hollerin’, and horn blowin’ ensued in the neighborhood. Saturday’s celebrations were a collective relief of getting rid of Trump, and also every craven barnacle that attached themselves to him. Starting with Pence all the way down to all the freaks of the week I’ve drawn over the last four years.

There’s still over two months for them to do a lot of damage, and the pandemic’s soared to uncharted horrors, but we’ll always have last Saturday and Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Trump’s War on Counting

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Slow news week, huh?

Once Trump started contesting the counting of votes, it was guaranteed Sesame Street’s Count von Count would become the meme of the week. Anything I wrote could’ve been rendered moot by the actual tallies, but I had to start drawing at some point.

And as of this posting, this is still relevant. I hope it is by the time it gets published everywhere else.

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2020 Election Stickers

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The Supreme Court has been rigging elections since I was first eligible to vote in a Presidential election in 2000. I was in college at the time and too lazy to vote absentee (Maryland and Massachusetts went to Gore, so don’t blame me.), but I learned my lesson and voted in every election since. For twenty years, massive turnout has been needed to overcome the voter suppression of Republicans and their Supreme flunkies, and this year’s obstacles are even worse.

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Mitch McConnell’s Court-Packing Hacks

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Every judge and justice appointed by a loser of the popular vote is illegitimate and should be removed and their opinions nullified. The compromise position is expanding the court. Anything less is capitulation to Mitch’s lifelong project of destroying the country.

Just two more regularly scheduled comics until the election! I’ve drawn Biden in 2019 and a couple of times for The Nib, so I think you can tell I’m not exactly enthusiastic about him. If things go well, I’ll start ripping him to shreds soon.

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The White House’s Sickly Treats

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I have around 210,000+ thoughts and prayers to send before I can get around to worrying about this guy.

Hours after finishing last week’s post-debate cartoon, my wife woke me up at 5:30am to tell me Trump had COVID. Sadly, she didn’t wake me up early this morning with even better news.

I censored the last panel for some outlets, and gave both uncensored and censored versions to others, and so I can post this comic on social media without it getting flagged as inappropriate.

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Updates for the Commission on Presidential Debates

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CARTOONIST’S NOTE: I finished this comic before Trump got the ‘Rona. Which is hilarious, and I regret not being able to work it into the cartoon.

The Commission on Presidential Debates is a bipartisan solution to a problem that didn’t exist when the League of Women’s Voters ran things.

I watched the first debate and tweeted some jokes. These things don’t sway anybody, but can depress or raise turnout among those whose minds have been made. I know I’m more enthusiastic about voting against this shitburger after the watching.

Hopefully just over a month till the election’s decided. Then we can begin worrying about him not leaving. Oh, and that pandemic thing that’s ticking back up.

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Fall TV Preview

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These T.V. shows I made up are still more informative than anything on cable news. I don’t watch any of it, yet somehow I’m aware that things are bad and getting worse.

Unlike what seems like everybody else, I’m still quarantining and soon it will be too cold to do that outside on long walks or the porch. So I’ll eventually look at cable news out of sheer boredom and immediately regret doing that.

If you don’t know what the numbers are above the show titles, ask your grandparents to show you a copy of their TV Guides.

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Susan Collins’ Troubled Mind

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The last thing people in Maine* want is someone from Massachusetts telling them what to do. But maybe they’ll follow their New Hampshire neighbors’ lead and stop sending Republicans to Congress.

*Becoming a state as a result of the Missouri Compromise which prolonged slavery, Maine is still rightfully part of Massachusetts, no matter what those potato and toilet paper farmers say.

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