Read this and every comic early by becoming a patron for a buck. Free links below. President Trump won’t throw out the first pitch at the Nationals’ home opener. The White House claims there’s a scheduling conflict, but we all know it’s to avoid an embarrassing thunder of boos. It’s tempting […]

Team Trump Trading Cards.


This is an exclusive comic for $5+ patrons. Click here to get access to this cartoon and other swag! The Mütter Museum  is the best thing about Philly. They already have a tumor removed from Grover Cleveland’s jaw, so donations from the current administration are a possibility. Read the comic […]

The Mütter Museum’s White House Collection



Rex Tillerson doesn’t like his job , and it’s the only relatable thing about the rich former Exxon executive. He’s already missed events  due to “fatigue” after less than two months on the job. An hour before I finished this, it was announced that he’d attend the NATO meeting after […]

Naptime for Diplomacy


Shaquille O’Neal recently “joked” about Flat Earth Theory, which for some reason is having a renaissance among current and former NBA players. I will mock any dummy who mentions that or chemtrails, but who am I to judge? I believe the Pee Tape is real and influencing every decision Trump […]

Shaq’s Conspiracy Corner



The second version of the White House’s unconstitutional immigration ban was struck down on Thursday. Public comments admitting the discriminatory intent of the executive order made by Rudy Giuliani and Trump adviser Stephen Miller helped strike it down. Good job, guys! Read this and all my comics early for just a buck! […]

Inside the White House Writers’ Room


Paul Ryan finally presented the “replace” part of “Repeal and replace Obamacare,” and it’s pretty much a gift to the wealthy and insurance companies. Good thing I wasn’t shocked. My heart couldn’t afford a doctor’s visit. Support my comics and to see this one on Patreon. Supporters get access to my […]

Health Insurance Handouts



Longtime Trump adviser, and even longer-time Nixon hanger-on Roger Stone went on a Twitter tear last Saturday. The next morning, he responded to folks laughing at him with this tweet: Meltdown ? No just a typical Saturday night kicking liberal ass in the #STONEZONE — Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) March 5, 2017 […]

Tweets from the #STONEZONE


Normal people’s response to Trump’s joint address was disgust and horror. Pundits however, couldn’t stop raving about it. They were immediately mocked, but their jobs are never in jeopardy and they’ll still get paid handsomely to spew bad takes. Featured here in order are: Van Jones, Katy Tur, Philip Rucker, […]

Pundits Appraise the Trump Sideshow