Had to meet my toilet joke quota for the end of the year, and President TOILETS! did not disappoint. I hope your 2020 is tolerable and without misery. Wishing for a happy one can only set up unmeetable expectations. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on The Nib.Read the […]

New Year at the White House


Normally this time of year is great for phoning in lists or year-in-review stuff, but not this year. Impeachment speeches are still going on, but I gotta get out of here and have some holidays. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

Donald Trump’s Christmas Wishlist



Bill Barr is quickly moving up the odious AG power rankings, tied with Jeff Sessions and Alberto Gonzales (Remember him?) among the ones I’ve drawn over the course of my career. He might soon have first place all to himself if he’s around to fully dismantle the rule of law. […]

Bill Barr’s Book Reports


I don’t have much to say about the Peloton discourse, but it did spark this idea, along with all the holiday ads for smart wifi-enabled garbage. And a week with a poop joke and nothing involving politicians is a rare and wonderful thing for me. I used to do this […]

Smart Shaming Appliances



Sharing a media market with most of New Hampshire’s population means I’m already bombarded with Tom Steyer’s faux-cornpone ads during every Bruins game. Now with Bloomberg’s $37-million ad buy, there’ll be no space to advertise everything else I’m also not buying. I’m a sucker for pandering to the local audience, […]

Meet Mike Bloomberg’s Biggest Fans


The incompetence and shamelessness the Republicans displayed during this week’s testimony makes a great case for expanding the scope of the inquiry to the cornucopia of other crimes this administration has openly committed. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

Donald Trump’s B-Team



The Southern Poverty Law Center put out a comprehensive report on Stephen Miller’s extremist record. Anyone who’s surprised by its content had to have been in a coma for the past four years. I looked up Miller’s birthday for the ID, and can you believe this bald shithead is 6 […]

Stephen Miller’s Not-So-Subtle Racism


I like a lot of dumb pop culture. We unwind (My wife from her real job, me from, uh, this.) at our house by watching 90 Day Fiance and Below Deck. I’m not going to cry if a great director points out that they’re not prestige television. Read the comic […]

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom