Two more months with this guy’s fingers on the nuclear codes. Even without the pandemic, it’s best to stay home. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

‘Tis the Season to Be Lame Ducky


I’ve been doing joke Thanksgiving recipes off and on for 19 years. This is the bleakest group yet. I live within 25 miles of my immediate family, and might see them masked and distanced in a yard as we exchange food we made in Tupperware. And I’m one of the […]

A Cornucopia of COVID-19 Recipes



My wife and I were sitting on our back porch when the election was called. Lots of hootin’, hollerin’, and horn blowin’ ensued in the neighborhood. Saturday’s celebrations were a collective relief of getting rid of Trump, and also every craven barnacle that attached themselves to him. Starting with Pence […]

Mike Pence’s Lame Duck Vacation Itinerary


Slow news week, huh? Once Trump started contesting the counting of votes, it was guaranteed Sesame Street’s Count von Count would become the meme of the week. Anything I wrote could’ve been rendered moot by the actual tallies, but I had to start drawing at some point. And as of […]

Trump’s War on Counting



The Supreme Court has been rigging elections since I was first eligible to vote in a Presidential election in 2000. I was in college at the time and too lazy to vote absentee (Maryland and Massachusetts went to Gore, so don’t blame me.), but I learned my lesson and voted […]

2020 Election Stickers


Trick-or-treaters probably won’t be plentiful in my neighborhood, but I’ll be out on my triple decker’s balcony with candy ready to lower a bucket to any who show up. And if they don’t, well, at least I’ll have some candy to eat while I’m sitting out there. Read the comic […]

COVID-Safe Halloween Treats



Every judge and justice appointed by a loser of the popular vote is illegitimate and should be removed and their opinions nullified. The compromise position is expanding the court. Anything less is capitulation to Mitch’s lifelong project of destroying the country. Just two more regularly scheduled comics until the election! […]

Mitch McConnell’s Court-Packing Hacks


I have around 210,000+ thoughts and prayers to send before I can get around to worrying about this guy. Hours after finishing last week’s post-debate cartoon, my wife woke me up at 5:30am to tell me Trump had COVID. Sadly, she didn’t wake me up early this morning with even […]

The White House’s Sickly Treats