You know Joe Kennedy LMNOPXYZ is to the right of Senator Ed Markey when half of the establishment already endorsed his primary challenge while I’m in favor of the incumbent.
Here’s a cartoon I did for The Nib when Prince Joe first entered the race.
I hope Hyannisport has enough boats for when the Kennedy Compound floods.
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The 2001 AUMF is already old enough to serve in the endless wars it’s enabled, and soon it’ll be old enough to drink.
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We probably shouldn’t discourage cops from manufacturing insults on their lunches as long as it’s keeping them off the streets and murdering citizens.
I only lightly waded into the news while on my mini-holiday, but the cop insulting himself on his coffee was a fun distraction from the usual horrifying bullshit.
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Had to meet my toilet joke quota for the end of the year, and President TOILETS! did not disappoint.
I hope your 2020 is tolerable and without misery. Wishing for a happy one can only set up unmeetable expectations.
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Normally this time of year is great for phoning in lists or year-in-review stuff, but not this year. Impeachment speeches are still going on, but I gotta get out of here and have some holidays.
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Bill Barr is quickly moving up the odious AG power rankings, tied with Jeff Sessions and Alberto Gonzales (Remember him?) among the ones I’ve drawn over the course of my career. He might soon have first place all to himself if he’s around to fully dismantle the rule of law.
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I don’t have much to say about the Peloton discourse, but it did spark this idea, along with all the holiday ads for smart wifi-enabled garbage.
And a week with a poop joke and nothing involving politicians is a rare and wonderful thing for me. I used to do this kind of stuff all the time in Big Fat Whale, before the NYT made me a weekly current events guy. Not that it’s easy to ignore the awful things going on, but everyone needs a break now and then.
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Sharing a media market with most of New Hampshire’s population means I’m already bombarded with Tom Steyer’s faux-cornpone ads during every Bruins game. Now with Bloomberg’s $37-million ad buy, there’ll be no space to advertise everything else I’m also not buying.
I’m a sucker for pandering to the local audience, even though I haven’t been in a Boston area paper since the beginning of this decade.
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