Yearly Archives: 2019


New Year at the White House

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Had to meet my toilet joke quota for the end of the year, and President TOILETS! did not disappoint.

I hope your 2020 is tolerable and without misery. Wishing for a happy one can only set up unmeetable expectations.

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Bill Barr’s Book Reports

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Bill Barr is quickly moving up the odious AG power rankings, tied with Jeff Sessions and Alberto Gonzales (Remember him?) among the ones I’ve drawn over the course of my career. He might soon have first place all to himself if he’s around to fully dismantle the rule of law.

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Smart Shaming Appliances

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I don’t have much to say about the Peloton discourse, but it did spark this idea, along with all the holiday ads for smart wifi-enabled garbage.

And a week with a poop joke and nothing involving politicians is a rare and wonderful thing for me. I used to do this kind of stuff all the time in Big Fat Whale, before the NYT made me a weekly current events guy. Not that it’s easy to ignore the awful things going on, but everyone needs a break now and then.

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Meet Mike Bloomberg’s Biggest Fans

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Sharing a media market with most of New Hampshire’s population means I’m already bombarded with Tom Steyer’s faux-cornpone ads during every Bruins game. Now with Bloomberg’s $37-million ad buy, there’ll be no space to advertise everything else I’m also not buying.

I’m a sucker for pandering to the local audience, even though I haven’t been in a Boston area paper since the beginning of this decade.

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Donald Trump’s B-Team   Recently updated !

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The incompetence and shamelessness the Republicans displayed during this week’s testimony makes a great case for expanding the scope of the inquiry to the cornucopia of other crimes this administration has openly committed.

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Stephen Miller’s Not-So-Subtle Racism

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The Southern Poverty Law Center put out a comprehensive report on Stephen Miller’s extremist record. Anyone who’s surprised by its content had to have been in a coma for the past four years.

I looked up Miller’s birthday for the ID, and can you believe this bald shithead is 6 years younger than me? (Don’t answer.)

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Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

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I like a lot of dumb pop culture. We unwind (My wife from her real job, me from, uh, this.) at our house by watching 90 Day Fiance and Below Deck. I’m not going to cry if a great director points out that they’re not prestige television.

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