The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is still happening next weekend, despite Trump constantly wiping his doo-doo ass with the First Amendment, threatening to jail real journalists, and in some cases having his goons actually follow through. The preening bozos who will be attending and hosting this thing are more gossip […]

White House Correspondents’ Dinner Menu   Recently updated !

(The Noid stomping on a slice.)
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Fast Feud

(comic - Title on an emergency kit surrounded by the items it contains.) Congressional Crisis Kit
The week started with the President threatening to annihilate Iran in a deranged post on his vanity website. That didn’t happen, which is a pleasant surprise! Despite claims of a ceasefire, we’re exactly where we’ve been for over a month now: Lots of people are dead in Iran and lots […]

Congressional Crisis Kit

(panel 1 - Title on an Exit sign with a person fleeing Iran.) Exit Strategies
After starting a war without a plan, the United States may be about to end it without one, while leaving Iran with more leverage that it had before it began now that it’s collecting tolls from ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz. The administration’s attempts to spin this as […]

Exit Strategies

(panel 1 - Title on a retro aviation poster) ICE's Airport Agents
TSA workers remain unpaid during the DHS shutdown, while ICE agents are fully funded to be the demented President’s personal dipshit army and now are deployed to stand around airports doing nothing. To be fair, wasting time at a terminal Cinnabon is better than roaming the streets snatching people up, […]

ICE’s Airport Agents

Enshittified Start-Ups (panel 1 - A food delivery robot with a spring-loaded middle-finger on its roof.)
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Enshittified StartUps

(panel 1 - Title written on a board game playing surface.) Bored of Peace Games
Our dumb war with Iran is still going on for reasons that become even more unclear as the weeks drag on. Even the selfish dummies who voted this guy in are starting to turn on him because their SUV juice is getting expensive. Unfortunately for us, and the rest of […]

Bored of Peace Games

(panel 1 - Title on a gasoline pump screen with a Trump pointing sticker.) Stickers Shock sticker, "I did THAT! (And war crimes)"
Trump’s adventure in Iran is predictably leading to soaring oil and gas prices, something that was very important for the media right up until Election Day in 2024. “I Did That!” stickers blaming Biden for inflation were all the rage, so I figured I’d take a shot at elevating the […]

Stickers Shock