A lot of bootlickers worked up an appetite this week arguing that our immigrant internment camps aren’t quite concentration camps. With another term, the differences will be even more negligible. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

The Bootlicking Chef   Recently updated !


Watching the same dopes in the media and politics who fell for the Iraq War runup do it again for this administration’s even more obvious warmongering is infuriating. We instigated a coup and installed a monarchy in Iran when they democratically elected a dude who wouldn’t give us free oil […]

Mike Pompeo’s Pretext Rejects   Recently updated !



With U.F.O.s and Bigfoot making a return to the headlines, one can’t help but lament the loss of our nation’s greatest newspaper, The Weekly World News. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

The FBI’s Cryptid Case Files


Dithering on impeaching our fascist, authoritarian, criminal mush-for-brains President makes me think the Democratic leadership is about to bungle their second un-bungle-able Presidential election. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

Robert Mueller’s Dropping Hints



It’s a long weekend for some of you. Enjoy it and try to avoid news about these monsters if you can. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

White House Summer Vacation Plans


I do not like Mitch McConnell. Undoing the damage he’s done to the courts and the country will take longer than my lifetime. Good luck, kids! Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on Daily Kos.Read the comic on GoComics.

Mitch McConnell’s Abortion Alternatives



That U.N. report bummed me out, but resigning yourself to letting it happen only makes sense if you’re a billionaire who can go move yourself and an ark’s worth of animals into your private Moon bunker. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on The Nib.Read the comic on Daily […]

Mass Extinction Condolence Cards


Attorney General William Barr was quickly confirmed to do the obstruction that even Jeff Sessions and the interim A.G./Toilet Salesman wouldn’t do. Anyone in government that’s surprised the Iran-Contra cover-up guy is bad shouldn’t be allowed to drive, let alone govern. Read the comic on Patreon.Read the comic on The […]

Bill Barr’s Too Busy to Testify