(panel -Trump gazing at a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.) 2026 Valentines
Like STIs on his island, more Epstein files are slowly leaking out and spreading everywhere. Pam Bondi’s redactions are sloppy, arbitrary, and leave a Donald-Trump-shaped hole in what they omit. RFK Jr.’s Measles Marathon continues to break records across the country, Mike Johnson’s fine with a few essential amendments getting […]

2026 Valentines   Recently updated !

(panel 1 - Title on blueprints of a smartphone and a whistle.) Improvised Anti-ICE Devices
The cities being besieged by the various DHS militias have responded with clever countermeasures that each subsequent city adopts and adapts to their own needs. In all cases, it comes down to people looking out for their neighbors. The more the regime tries to villainize these acts, the more insane […]

Improvised Anti-ICE Devices   Recently updated !

(panel - A modified infographic about the Greenland Shark.)
This month’s exclusive for $5+/month patrons is about Trump’s attempts to acquire Greenland. Reader support keeps this comic going. For just $1/month, you get access to my regular cartoons as soon as I finish them, before they’re published anywhere else. Read the comic only on Patreon.

The Trump Shark

(panel 1 - Title on a chintzy award.) Trump Trophies
Mad King Donald has been threatening Greenland, NATO, and anyone else he can find on a map because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. This is a very demented old man and would be 25th Amendment-ed out of there in his first term if the toadies in his cabinet […]

Trump Trophies

(panel 1 - Title below the DHS seal.) DHS Goon School
ICE, CBP, and the rest of the DHS secret police divisions are terrorizing the Twin Cities for protesting their murder of Renee Good, who was out protecting her neighbors these goons were originally targeting. The “Immigration” and “Customs” portion of the ICE acronym were rendered meaningless decades ago, and now […]

Goon School

(panel 1 - Title on White House letterhead.) Project 2026
What a year this week has been, huh? I was mostly done with this cartoon when ICE agent Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis, so I shoehorned an oblique reference to it in Rubio’s comments. The only surprising thing is that it took this long for these untrained goons […]

Project 2026

A Bruins' winter hat
I got December’s exclusive for $5+ patrons up in the nick of time. I’m now drawing and mailing out postcards to members of that tier. Become one today! Read the comic on Patreon.

Brian’s Winter Talismans

(panel 1 - Title on a Mickey Mouse watch face with Bari Weiss.) Bari Minutes
Bari Weiss’s reign of errors continues at CBS News. Besides pulling a 60 Minutes segment on CECOT (That was broadcast in free countries anyway), she’s installed herself as the on-camera host for a series of bizarre town halls with other unphotogenic conservatives, including JD Vance, Erika Kirk, and the Toilet […]

Bari Minutes